(neon buzzing)
(soft music playing)
- Okay, okay. That's enough of that. - (music slows, stops)
Hello, loyal viewers!
Like me, you probably never thought this day would come.
I see some old friends. I see new friends.
I see friends who frankly should put some pants on
and venture outside occasionally.
Seriously, get some sun!
But, for those who are just joining us,
here's a little something to catch you up in the form
of my incredibly exciting superhero origin story!
- (beeps) - (exciting music playing)
Metrocity, a city full of danger,
and only Metro Man was strong enough to defend it from evil.
- Until I totally kicked his butt! - (zap)
(explosion blasts)
- That's me, Megamind. - (dance music playing)
Incredibly handsome criminal genius
and master of all villainy.
But without a hero to fight, I felt lonely.
So I created a new superhero to play with named Titan.
Unfortunately, he was a worse villain than I ever was.
(stone crashing)
It was then that I realized
my destiny was not to be a supervillain,
but a superhero.
- I defeated Titan and saved the day. - (whirring)
(triumphant music playing)
I became Megamind, defender of Metrocity.
- (crowd cheering) - But little did I know,
my greatest challenge was yet to come.
(dramatic crescendo)
(soft music playing)
(gurgling)
Blue Mackerel: You're in my personal space, bro.
Red Snapper: Oh, well, excuse me for swimming!
I don't think that was a sincere apology!
- It's not! - Big King Fish: Both of you, clam up!
(bang)
We got work to do.
- (intense music playing) - Go fish.
(tapping)
Here goes.
- (yelling, laughing) - (reels unspooling)
(grunting)
(reels spooling)
There it is.
- (jewels sparkling) - (laughs) Catch of the day.
- (glass cracking) - (water rushing)
Ooh, this little baby's gonna be worth a fortune
on the black fish market!
(Megamind laughs)
(rock music playing)
(whirring, beeping)
You'd think with all the time you guys spent
swimming in "shools," you'd be smarter.
The Go Fish Gang: Megamind?!
I knew it was only a matter of time
before the Go Fish Gang tried to steal
the diamond-encrusted koi
on loan from the Beijing Water Palace.
It's something the old evil me
would've done (laughs) way back in the day.
Sir, "way back in the day" was just two days ago.
That's all? Time certainly drags when you're a good guy.
Minion, how could you possibly serve
a bad guy who's turned hero?
Quick correction there.
Due to a cease-and-desist order from popular fast food chain
Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles,
I can no longer call myself Minion.
So, Megamind gave me a new name.
Ol' Chum. It means, "old friend."
(sentimental music playing)
Yeah, well, chum also means something else.
- Shark bait! - (dramatic sting)
(glass cracking)
Wait, chum means "shark bait"?
Why, yes! Sharks love bait!
It's a term of endearment.
- Aw! - (gasps)
- (glass shatters) - (shark roars)
It looks like we're both about to be shark bait!
- Not for long. - (zaps)
(triumphant music playing)
- (clanking) - (Chum sighs)
Apex predators are a whole lot cuter
when you can put them in your pocket.
- (The Go Fish Gang laughing) - They're getting away, sir!
**
Brainbot 227, launch Porta-Prison!
(whirring)
(lasers zapping)
- Huh? - Hey! What's going on here?
That oughta hold you until we can transfer you
to your fishbowls.
- In jail... Huh? - (glitching)
(whirring stops)
- (Go Fish Gang laughing) - Whoopsie.
- Chum, this is beyond embarrassing! - (fizzling)
Sorry, sir.
Hey, Megamind! Your gadgets are like the Titanic,
a total disaster!
- (Go Fish Gang laugh) - Megamind: How dare you!
The Titanic was a delight for most of the journey.
After them!
(dramatic music playing)
(truck horn blowing)
- (brakes hiss) - (Megamind gasps)
They're in a fish tank!
(accelerating beeping)
(water blasts)
(blubbering, yelling)
(all screaming)
(laughing) You were great villains,
but as heroes, you guys are all wet!
Let's finish them off!
(engine roaring)
Chum, cube me.
(grunts)
(clinking)
- Huh? - What the?
Bullseye!
- (dramatic music playing) - Ha!
Alley-oop. (grunts)
(straining, grunting)
Whoa!
(grunts, spits) Water in the hole!
Huh?
(splashing)
(zapping)
(Go Fish Gang screaming)
(tank treads screeching)
(people screaming)
Chum: Sir, those bystanders are about to get squished!
It does not look good for them.
Oh, right! I'm a hero now.
May I suggest the portal bazooka?
- You read my mind, Chum. - (zaps)
- (grunts) - (whirring)
(zaps)
Kids: Yay!
- (whirring, zaps) - (grunts)
(zap)
- (Go Fish Gang screaming) - (smashing)
- (screaming) - Ah, shark!
Crime. It's a hard halibut to break.
(groans)
Chum, make a note. No more puns.
- They're beneath us. - (laughing)
Halibut! Like the fish!
Brilliant, sir! Just brilliant!
**
And tell all your evil friends
Metrocity has a new defender,
- and his name is Megamind! - (car engine starts)
(siren blaring)
Aren't you forgetting another defender, sir?
Don't think so.
You didn't, by chance, forget about someone who,
I don't know, say, gallantly fought by your side?
Ah, of course! How could I have possibly forgotten?
- Chum, my friend? - Yes, sir?
- (whistling) - (whirring)
- Fix Brainbot 227. - (buzzing)
That short-out was a little embarrassing.
Remember, I have a super heroic image to maintain.
- (sorrowful music playing) - (beeping)
(TV news theme playing)
Crime continues to plunge since Megamind saved Metro city
from the clutches of evil. But now, villains,
many who flew below Metro Man's radar,
are coming out of the woodwork.
So far, our new blue hero seems up to the task.
And while many changes are afoot in Metro City,
the one constant is me, Roxanne Ritchi,
reporting on the accomplishments of others.
- Huh. Honestly, how did that sound? - (camera beeps)
Child: Like you just realized you've lost all interest in your job,
and you're going through the motions.
Other than that, slam dunk!
- And you are? - Keiko Morita,
president of Megamind's number-one streaming online
fan club MegaWatch,
covering all things blue and super-heroic in Metro City.
- Um... okay. - Have time for a few questions?
What is happening right now?
Roxanne Ritchi, you just helped Megamind
save the city from Titan.
So what's your awesome next step?
Next step? A-And are you recording this?
Don't worry, it's great!
Obviously, you're too cool to be just on television.
You're a shark. You have to keep moving, girl!
- You gotta have a side hustle! - You're not wrong.
I don't know. Reporting is important,
but Megamind has been a hero for only a few days,
and he's already making a big difference in this city.
Can't help thinking maybe there's a way
I can be doing more, too.
Wait, why am I telling you this? How old are you again?
- You first. - Touché.
What you need to do is find the thing you wanna do
and go for it. Look at me!
A few weeks ago, I was a middle schooler
sitting in detention. Now,
I'm streaming a show with a half-million subscribers.
Did you say half million?
That's like 10 times my audience,
- not counting family and pets. - Keiko Morita: Gotta go.
Wanna get a better shot of the ceremony before it starts.
- Good talk though. - Yeah! Good talk. (laughs)
Half million...
For his ongoing heroic actions as Metro's defender,
- I award Megamind the key to our fair city. - (crowd cheering)
- (laughs) I-I mean, why not, right? (laughs) - (Megamind laughing)
- Crowd: Megamind! Megamind! - Thank you, thank you.
You're very kind.
- (grunting) - (key clangs)
(struggling)
(Chum laughing)
Chum, be a good assistant and deal with this for me.
- (clangs, clatters) - Whoa!
(clears throat) Been getting some feedback
that some of my speeches have been running a little long,
- so I cut this one down... - (paper rattling)
...to step length.
Since the dawn of time,
man has been dealing with good versus evil.
Hey, Chum. How's the new hero gig going?
Everything's changed for him.
- Me, not so much. - I know what you mean.
I thought I was more to him.
I thought I was like his sidekick.
But he still just sees me as the minion
who fixes his brainbots and washes his socks.
You know, someone very recently told me,
if you know what you want, go for it.
So, tell Megamind you want a promotion to sidekick.
Oh, it's not a minion's place to--
Roxanne Ritchi: But you're not a minion.
You're more than that.
Maybe you just need to remind him
how valuable you really are.
Speak from the heart.
- (hopeful music playing) - You're right.
I need to speak from the heart.
And that's why you're all so lucky
- to have me as your hero. - (applause, cheering)
Megamind out!
Uh! Excuse me! (panting) Megamind?
I'm Keiko Morita, president of your fan club.
President? Oh, I have nothing but respect
- for those who assume power. - Then you'll love this.
I'm also your new social media manager,
streaming content creator, and image consultant.
Those are a lot of words I don't understand.
Whoa! Is that the disguise generator?
- Can I try it? - Don't touch that!
It's a highly sophisticated electronic device.
It's cool! My generation was born tech-savvy.
Really? Then I suppose this is one of those smarty-pants phones
with a calculator built right in.
Okay, wow. That proves you really need my help.
You were threatening the city a few days ago.
Now you're defending it!
People wanna know who the new heroic Megamind is!
I'll help you show them.
You have a lot of energy.
Did you just consume a pound of sugar?
Nope! I'm like this naturally!
Must be exhausting.
I wanna be a crime fighter just like you.
You know, part of the team.
(sighs) Here's the thing.
I don't do teams.
I'm more of a solo act,
but you're adorable in a pushy sort of way.
So, here's a souvenir.
It's either a paperweight or a flash grenade.
I can't remember which, so careful with that.
He'll come around.
Here he comes. You ready?
Oh, absolutely!
Had the brainbots program an algorithm
for a surefire negotiation speech.
Not what I meant by speaking from the heart.
Ah, there you are, Chum. Let's head back to the lair.
Those socks aren't gonna wash themselves.
- (beeps) - (motivational music playing)
(Chum clears throat)
Good afternoon!
Do you aspire for success?
I bet you do.
Well, insert boss' name here, while I humbly appreciate
the opportunities you've given me,
since we've altered the mission statement of our organization,
I'm confident I could achieve more.
I believe I have made
significant contributions to the new paradigm
and wish for positional advancement
befitting my more than adequate executions
of said opportunities.
- (beeps) - (music stops)
Chum, you're talking gibberish.
Might be time to change your bowl water again.
Uh, what I'm trying to ask, uh...
Chum wants a promotion! He wants to be your sidekick.
Sidekick? That's a big change.
I don't think you've thought through this, old friend.
We've got a dynamic here. I'm the hero.
You're the guy who gets to hang out with the hero.
Now, with that firmly reestablished,
let's go get some churros.
(clears throat loudly)
Sir, if you don't recognize my contributions,
maybe it's time for me to explore other opportunities.
Hm. Okay.
- Well, if you feel that strongly about it... - Oh.
Okay then. Uh...
If you feel that strongly about me feeling strongly about it--
I feel strongly about you feeling strongly
that I feel strongly about you feeling strongly.
Okay, we get it! Everyone's feeling strongly.
No, Roxanne! Who am I to clip Chum's wings?
I say fly, you magnificent dove.
(sighs) Yes. I will fly.
I thank you for all the good times we had.
We part now on friendly terms.
- (Chum's suit whirring) - (emotional music playing)
I'll be a monkey's uncle!
He's really walking away this time!
- I don't believe you. - It's just a figure of speech.
I'm not really a monkey's uncle.
I mean, I can't believe you just let him quit!
Relax. It's a negotiation tactic.
Like the time he went on a hunger strike
because he wanted a pet parakeet.
What did you do then?
I waited him out until he finally gave in.
Parakeets are poop machines.
(sighs) Everything is changing so fast.
Sometimes, I miss the simplicity of the bad old days.
(car rumbling)
**
- (wind blowing) - (thunder rumbling)
(fizzling, zapping)
(blows)
I hereby call this meeting of The Doom Syndicate to order.
First order of business, evil villain roll call.
Lady Doppler, evil witch of weather, present.
Pierre Pressure, master of hypnotism
and all-around super bad guy is also present, no?
(crash)
Behemoth, burning hunk of burning rock,
also bring present.
(flame whooshes)
My lava friend, present means one is here.
Huh?
(baby talk) Aw, that's okay, Behemoth.
It's the thought that counts, hm?
(normal) Okay, I think that's just about everyone.
Mysterious Voice: Aren't you forgetting someone?
- (creepy music playing) - The Master of Nightmares,
the Duke of Darkness,
the broken nightlight in your cold bedroom.
Sit and tremble as you gaze upon
the frightening sight of...
- Lord Nighty-Knight! - (dramatic crescendo)
(lamp buzzing)
That is, like,
the least frightening villain name ever! (laughs)
Why did you change it from Fright Night?
That was so much better.
Lord Nighty-Knight: What are you talking about? It's Nighty-Knight.
It's like a night that's even darker than a usual night.
Plus, I'm an actual knight, which is also super dark.
(deep voice) But is it dark?
- (laughter) - (Nighty-Knight grumbles)
(normal) On to serious business.
It seems our former leader Megamind
just got himself a new gig.
Anchor (on TV): Breaking news.
Megamind gets the key to the city
as Metro City's newest hero.
VILLAINS: No way!
As leader, I've decided
it's time to pay Megamind a visit.
Say what?!
Behemoth leader!
You are not ze leader! It is moi!
Nighty-Knight: No, Megamind gave me his darkest blessing.
Raise your hand if you also think
Megamind left you in charge.
Pierre Pressure: I do!
Ugh, seriously?!
How many leaders think we should pay Megamind a visit?
Pierre: I do!
Fine. It's settled then.
I agree. But, there is just one little thing
to take care of first.
(buzzer blares)
Guard: Hey, Doomy Glooms! No scheming during lunch!
This was a nice place to lay low for a while,
but we've got some business to take care of.
Nighty-Knight: Hello darkness, my old friend.
(whooshing)
Ha!
Whoa! Ah!
(grunts)
I can't move!
(whimpering, yelps)
- (whirring) - I think you'll have problems hitting ze alarm
if you are trapped in an invisible box.
Help! I'm trapped in an invisible box!
(alarm blaring)
(doors slam)
Behemoth? Go gravel.
(growls, roars)
(crumbling)
(yelling)
(wind howling)
(gravel clattering)
(guard yelping)
- (growling, grunts) - (zapping)
(doors whir)
Guard: Oh, please don't hurt me!
(laughs) We'll show ourselves out.
- (boom) - (bricks clatter)
(dramatic music playing)
Megamind, here we come.
(dramatic crescendo)
Spokesman (on radio): Ever feel like you're driving to the same job,
drinking the same coffee,
wearing the same outfit almost every day?
- Ugh. Yeah. - Spokesman: Have you been wondering
if there's more you could be doing
- to spice up your life? - Yeah.
Spokesman: We have the answer.
- Have a Mr. Minion's Meat-sicle! - (commercial jingle playing)
- (sighs) - Protein on the go!
Okay, that really under-delivered.
- (whirring) - Roxanne, I'm in great danger!
- (Roxanne screams) - (horns honking)
(tires squeal)
- (whirring) - How are you doing this?!
Through the bobblehead of myself I gave to you as a present.
It's a tracking device so I can look out for you.
I'm flattered by this invasion of my privacy.
Come to the lair immediately. My very life may depend on it!
Hang on! I'll be right there.
- (tires squeal) - (horns honking)
(dramatic music playing)
- (door bangs) - (Megamind screams)
Megamind?
Megamind: I'm in the kitchen! Hurry!
- (doors creak) - (Megamind struggling)
- How dare you defy me, you-- - Roxanne: What is happening?
I'll tell you what's happening!
This disrespectful toaster pastry refuses to toast!
I thought this was a matter of life and death!
Newsflash! I need food, or I'll starve.
Besides, I couldn't reach the pancakes.
(splats)
Newsflash! Toasters need to be plugged in
or they won't work.
(gasps) Show me what you did, sorceress!
(sighs) Maybe you should call Chum?
I'm fully capable of taking care of myself.
One question. How does one go about taking care of oneself?
- (alarm blaring) - The intruder alert!
Thank goodness.
- Isn't that bad? - It's Chum.
He's always setting that off.
Looks like someone couldn't bear to be without me.
(splats)
Well, well. Look who finally decided to--
- Ah! - Lady Doppler: Come on, Megamind.
Is that any way to welcome your old crew?
I mean... what an unpleasant surprise!
My old evil supervillain team.
Nighty-Knight: You must be so stoked to see us.
Stoked doesn't begin to describe it, Fright Night.
Get zis. He now wants to be called "Nighty-Knight."
Nighty-Knight: It's scarier!
Oh, yes. I'm terrified.
Nighty-Knight: See? Megamind gets my darkness.
- That's why he left me in charge. - (gasps)
But that's not why we're here.
We heard all about your new job.
(gasps) You did?
Nighty-Knight: Yeah! You think we were gonna let that go
without paying you a visit?
Let him have it, Behemoth!
- (Megamind gasps) - (rumbling)
(roars)
Guys! Can't we just talk this--
Ah!
- (party horn blowing) - The Doom Syndicate: Congratulations!
What?
(singing): * For he's a horrible *
* Evil fellow *
* Which nobody can deny *
* Because he's now their evil overlord *
* And they're likely to receive an unusually cruel punishment *
(cheering)
Imagine, ze entire city thinks you are a hero!
When you said lay low in prison and wait for your signal,
we had no idea it was gonna be this!
- Not even I could conjure such an illusion. - (bell tolling)
Nighty-Knight: It's dark, it's messed up,
and I love it. (laughing)
Huh?
- (yelps) - Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
You think I'm pretending to be a hero.
- Nighty-Knight: Huh? - Oh.
- (dramatic crescendo) - And you'd be right, of course!
That was absolutely my intention.
There no way Megamind could be real hero.
That would be great betrayal and cause
much anger in Behemoth!
- (whimpering) - (flames hissing)
But you not, so Behemoth happy.
- Oh... - Where is Monsieur Minion?
Ze robot poisson zat would keep your place so span and spic-y.
Oh, Chum!
He's not here because, uh,
corporate shake-up.
- Lots of internal changes. - (explosion, glass shatters)
(Roxanne coughing)
You know you're not supposed to dry
your metal spiked capes in the microwave and--
The Doom Syndicate!
What's Roxanne Ritchi doing here?!
I assure you
there's a completely evil explanation for this.
We're waiting.
Yeah... so am I.
Roxanne is here, at this moment, right now,
before us, because she's agreed...
Syndicate: Yeah?
- ...to be my evil bride. - What?!
(whispers) They still think I'm evil
and only pretending to be a hero.
- Play along! - Is this true?
- More like too good to be true! - (gasps, groans)
I can't believe you're with her!
She got me fired from my weather reporting job!
- (groans) - You got yourself fired
because you never got a forecast right.
Not to mention turning evil
and throwing lightning at everybody, Gail.
- (lightning crackling) - It's Lady Doppler now.
And you two together, I don't buy it.
Behemoth disagree. Behemoth always see
certain romantic tension between blue man and pretty lady.
- Really? - Really?
Opposites attract, no?
Like crepes and marmalade.
Can you guys excuse us? Need a quick word in the kitchen
with my not-so-better half.
- (splats) - Ow!
I'll have you know those have a warm fruit-filled center
that could have left me horribly disfigured.
Why didn't you tell them the truth?
Tell them I'm really a hero? Are you crazy?
There's four of them, and only one of me!
They'll pound me into a blue pulp, Roxanne.
They're going to find out eventually.
Oh, and since when were you ever part of The Doom Syndicate?
Uh...
(sighs) Founding member, actually.
I was cutting my evil teeth
shortly after graduating from Villain Shool.
You went to a villain shool? I mean, school.
Really more of a mentorship program.
Unfortunately, my evil professor and I had a falling out.
He kind of went to pieces. (laughs) Literally.
Always learning new things about you.
So, I recruited the very best of the worst.
- (snaps) - (door creaking)
(whirring, beeping)
- (explosion blasts) - With me as their handsome leader,
- The Doom Syndicate was the premier villain team. - (rock music playing)
Man, those were good times.
I mean, they were bad times
that were good when I was bad.
(nervous laugh) But eventually, I realized
I didn't like sharing the spotlight.
So, you ditched them?
I told them I was working on an evil project.
- (brainbot whirs) - And that I'd signal them when I took over Metrocity,
which they think I have.
Until I can figure out a way to stop them,
we must keep up evil appearances.
No. No! No way!
Come on, Roxanne. Please?
No!
Pleas--
And we're back.
So, you guys have any schemes?
I mean, plans while you're in town?
- (nervous laugh) - Nighty-Knight: No,
- but this guy does! (laughs) - (grunts)
(nervous laugh) I'm not following.
Lady Doppler: We're here for Phase Two, silly.
(gasps) Phase Two.
What's a Phase Two?
Guess your boyfriend doesn't tell you everything.
Megamind said when he took over Metro City,
we'd all have a place in the next phase
of his evil master plan.
Phase Two is such a genius plan.
I cannot wait to get started!
Yeah! That's actually one of the reasons
why I agreed to evil-marry him.
- I love a good Phase Two. - (yelps)
But, remind me again what this one is
and what havoc it might wreak?
Would you give us a moment?
Relax. I never even bothered to finish Phase Two.
- Lady Doppler: Let's roll! - (Syndicate laughs)
(gasps) What's the mad rush, guys?
You just got here!
Let's have some fun before jumping into evil business.
Charades, anyone?
I say we break in Megamind's city
with a good old-fashioned crime spree.
Syndicate: Yeah!
I don't know, guys.
Aren't we all a little above crime spree-ing at this point?
Syndicate: No!
Nighty-Knight: Look out, Metro City, here comes the darkness.
- Lady Doppler: Let's do this! - Pierre: Away we go!
What a fun and totally preventable situation
you've created.
Please tell me you have a plan.
Oh, you better warn the mayor.
Meanwhile, I'll try to keep The Doom Syndicate
from destroying the entire city while thinking of a plan
to keep them from doing my other plan.
- (door creaks) - Make sense?
Yes, but only in the
you're-the-one-saying-it sort of way.
(dramatic crescendo)
You should know I'm a people non-person.
I'm a self-starter,
but also enjoy the collaborative process.
I'm proficient in robotics, neuroscience,
chemical engineering, death-ray construction,
bioengineering, and event planning.
So, anything in those areas.
(fly buzzing)
I'm lookin' for a toilet scrubber.
That's perfect!
Another item off my bucket list!
I won't let you down, New Sir.
- (dramatic music playing) - (panting)
- (horns honking) - Whoa! Ah!
- (grunting) - (people screaming)
(explosion blasts)
- (citizens screaming) - (smashing)
(crash, explosion)
(Lady Doppler and Pierre laugh)
Today's forecast: frigid cold flurries,
and a hundred percent chance of doom!
(thundering)
(echoing laugh)
Nighty-Knight: That's a thunderstorm, not a snowstorm.
Whatever, Mr. Nappy-Nap.
- (grunts) - Behemoth: Behemoth hungry!
(roars)
(chomps, groans)
It is just an advertisement, you silly rock monster!
**
Huh?
(growls) Flat man trick Behemoth!
(fireball sizzles)
- (grunts) - (police siren wails)
(tires screech)
(siren dying)
Officer: Freeze! Police!
(evil laugh)
(whimpers)
You're all under arrest!
**
Now, officers,
- wouldn't you rather just arrest yourselves? - (whirring)
Officers (in trance): I have the right to remain silent.
Anything I say can and will be used against me
- in the court of law. - (laughing)
- I have the right to a... - Au revoir!
Sorry about all this, officers. We'll have a good chuckle
when you snap out of it in a few hours.
Nighty-Knight: The darkness!
(whooshing)
The bedlam!
(window shatters)
The chaos!
- (yelps) - I feed on it.
- (toy squeaking) - Huh?
(soft lullaby playing)
(echoing baby cooing)
I will call you Mr. Cuddly Snuggles.
(squeaks)
No one must know of our friendship.
Darkness!
(dramatic music playing)
Brainbots, code:
"Fix all the things the bad guys broke
so I'm not legally or financially responsible."
(beeping, whirring)
(brainbots humming)
- (whirring) - (hammering)
That handles that!
Mayor (on TV): For his ongoing heroic actions as Metro's defender,
I award Megamind the key to our fair city.
(audience cheering)
If only your adoring public knew
- what we had in store for everyone! - (zapping)
- (Syndicate laughs) - (Megamind yelps)
Yeah, poor them!
(Syndicate laughing)
- (weak laugh) - Keiko: Whoa!
- Those guys are no joke! - (metal creaking)
(gasping, panting)
(creaking)
- (both grunt) - (monitor smashes)
- Whoa! Close one! - You again?
Megamind just saved yours truly
from becoming a human vegan pancake!
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- (static) - (distant siren wails)
Oh-ho, my followers are gonna love that!
And you're much faster than you look.
- Maybe it's the boots. - (distant explosions)
- (people screaming) - (zapping)
You're gonna stop those guys, right?
Eventually, but right now, I'm deep undercover.
They still think I'm a villain.
Cool! So, you need my help.
I'll take the volcano guy!
- No, here's what you need to do. - Whoa!
Use your super-tween speed to run on home and watch cartoons.
I'm more useful than you think, you know!
Ugh!
(dramatic music playing)
Lady Doppler: Look at that.
A bank just waiting to be robbed.
Let's see some of that old Megamind magic.
Uh, no thanks. I'm good.
Huh?
I mean, I'm... not good.
It's just important to keep up good appearances.
Remember, they still think I'm a hero.
What is ze point, eh?
Phase Deux is just around the corner.
Nighty-Knight: Robbing banks was like a ray of dark
in your already pitch-black soul.
Aw, come on! Please?
Fine! I'll do it.
Even though this sort of bad is beneath me now.
(dramatic crescendo)
- (tense music playing) - (quiet bank chatter)
- Bank Manager: Look! It's Megamind! - (gasps) Uh...
- The hero of Metro City! - (clapping)
Oh no. Please! Your applause really isn't necessary.
Nighty-Knight: I can't wait to see their faces when they realize
evil Megamind is back.
Their sorrow will be delicious.
(deep, mocking voice) Their sorrow will be delicious.
(normal) That's what you sound like.
A few days ago,
if you'd have come in, I'd be hiding under my desk.
Such a relief to know you're on the good side now.
**
(nervous laugh) But no need to make a fuss.
In fact, why don't you all go back to treating me
- like you did in the bad old days. - (cocks gun)
But, that's when you were evil.
You kept robbing us.
That's not why you're here, is it?
I'm sorry. I have to do this.
B-But why?
Because it's, uh... it's, uh...
- Keiko: It's a safety drill! - Huh?
For MegaWatch? Half a million viewers?
We're making this for the kids at home so they know what to do
in case a real villain comes into the bank.
Right, Megamind?
Yes?
I mean, yes!
So, let's just pretend it's like the old days.
It'll be fun! Everyone,
let's get those hands in the air.
Come on, get 'em up!
(excited chatter)
Oh, I get it!
Did I just save your butt?
- Feels like I just saved your butt. - Huh?
Just need a quick pic of the exact moment
- you realized you need me. - (shutter snaps)
(tense music playing)
I guess he is still a master villain.
Not only is he robbing ze place,
he's stopping for selfies!
- Nighty-Knight: He hasn't lost a dark and twisted step. - (grunting)
I still think something's off about him.
You are just jealous.
Ze man is a genius!
After all, he left me in charge.
Nighty-Knight: What are you talking about? He put me in charge.
He told Behemoth leader should go by height and girth.
Megamind: Stay back! (grunts)
Stay back, I say! (sighs)
- (cracking back) - It certainly was good
to work those old bank-robbing muscles again.
Okay, we need you to settle something.
Who did you leave in charge of The Doom Syndicate?
Uh, isn't it obvious?
I chose the evilest and most qualified candidate.
All: Thank you!
- Wait? - Huh?
Mayor: I'm getting calls from all over!
People are saying Megamind's running amok
with a group of villains out there!
He's buying us time until he can figure out a way to stop them.
Mr. Mayor, we have to trust him.
We're still cleaning up after the last time
Megamind "saved" the city. (struggling)
I don't know what to do!
Nobody told me mayor-ing would be so hard!
And I can't open my tummy medicine!
(pops cap)
- (muffled phones ringing) - (sighs) Thank you, Christina.
Far be it from me to presume to tell you what to do, Mr. Mayor.
No, no, please! Presume away. I-I got nothing!
Well, first, you need to notify law enforcement
to pull back until Megamind can figure out what to do.
Then, get ahold of emergency services and have them stand by
- just in case things go wrong. - Right. Got it.
(tense crescendo)
What did you say after, "first"?
**
Oh, you wouldn't believe the day I had.
They wouldn't understand the new me.
Not like you did, Chum.
But I guess that's all in the past.
I'm defender of Metrocity now,
and I need to learn to handle these things on my own.
But how do I take down four villains at once?
Maybe I just need to sleep on this.
(sighs)
(snoring)
- Ah! - (muffled music playing)
What is that infernal racket?
- (dance music blasting) - (gasps)
(party chatter)
(laughs) Woo!
(grunts)
(yelps)
What in the name of King Tut's cat collection
is going on here?!
Since we're launching Phase Two tomorrow,
we decided to throw a Metro City's going-away party.
I didn't agree to that timeline.
And where did all these people come from?
Knighty-Night: Don't worry.
They're all dark and dangerous criminals.
- (guitar riff ringtone) - (surprised grunting)
- Ollo? - Roxanne (on phone): I bought some time with the mayor.
What's all that ruckus?
I'm the victim of an impromptu rager.
Just a second, Roxanne.
Sir, I'll have you know that is my special chair!
Off now! Why aren't you using a coaster?
I want everybody out of here!
Ah, don't be ze pooper of parties.
Besides, we texted some old friends
who just broke outta prison.
They should be here any minute!
- Old friends? - (door creaks)
- Oh no! - (dramatic sting)
The Go Fish Gang just walked in.
If they tell the Syndicate I'm really a hero
and not a villain pretending to be a hero,
this could get ugly quick.
There he is!
- Gotta go! - (ends call)
Attention, everyone!
I said attention!
- (crowd gasps) - (dance music stops)
There's something you all should know about your host.
(gasps)
- (beeps) - Brainbot, lay down a sick beat.
- Big King Fish: The truth about Megamind-- - Huh?
- (energetic music playing) - Hey!
Hey! What the--
- Wish I didn't have to resort to this. - (cracks knuckles)
**
- (beat drops) - (crowd cheering)
(cheering)
Uh, hold on! Y-You all should know Megamind--
Has had no formal dance training!
(audience cheering)
DJ, put another stanky groove in my pocket.
(beeping)
(new upbeat song playing)
I'll take Megamind.
You two get to that microphone and warn everybody.
- Blue Mackerel: Hey, look out! - Red Snapper: Outta my way!
**
(dancers scream)
(grunting)
Ah!
Hey! We've got a dance-off over here!
(crowd cheering)
(dance music continues)
(yelling, grunting)
Stand still!
- (grunting) - (crowd gasps)
- (growls) - (laughs)
(both grunting)
(groaning)
- (slaps back) - (yelps)
Ooh! Ooh!
(growls)
- (Megamind laughing) - Ah! Just... Gimme... One...
(both grunting)
**
(growls) Get back here!
(panting) Where'd he go?
(music, cheering fade)
What the...?
(tense music playing)
How many capes can one guy have?
- Aha! - (clicks)
- (zapping) - (yelps)
4,987, but who's counting?
One down, two to go.
- (energetic dance music playing) - (crowd chatter)
(grunts, gasps)
Aha!
(whirring, zaps)
Oh!
- (zaps) - (yelps)
(laughs)
- (gasps) Oh no! - (clattering)
Uh, don't mind me! Just dropped a little plutonium!
(gasps)
Blast you, Newton's Laws of Motion!
(clinking)
Gimme!
Hey! You have dislodged my beverage!
Oh, um, sorry, Pierre, but that ice cube's gone bad.
Whoa!
- (sign buzzing) - (car passes)
(sizzling)
Order up.
(toilet flushes)
Hoo! That was a battle!
But I was once again victorious, New Sir.
By the way, do you have a few seconds to discuss
some life-altering changes?
(water drips)
Okay, I'll take your simmering silence as a yes.
Firstly, my keen eye for detail has noticed that we only get
two customers every day,
Eccentric Eddie and his pet cockroach Thaddeus.
(Thaddeus squeaking)
But what if we had more customers?
Now, I know what you're gonna say.
(imitating) "Chum, how can I increase my cash flow
in this treacherous economy?"
(normal) Well, while I was in my office just now,
I came up with a few ideas.
First, I'd recommend giving the place a good scrubbing.
Latest market research shows people generally don't like
sticking to chairs. Second, let's face it.
The kitchen staff is horrendous, New Sir.
- I am the kitchen staff. - Chum: Oh!
(nervous laugh)
Which is a complete and utter waste.
With your radiant personality,
you should be out here, with the customers!
And the fully automated cooking system I've designed
will allow you to fill this place with your unique brand
of customer service sunshine.
And finally,
I propose a menu change.
We need to specialize!
And what's the one food everybody loves?
Donuts!
(grunts, chewing)
Say the word, and I'll get started.
Mm!
You won't regret this, New Sir.
(creaking)
- Megamind? - (Megamind groans)
- Ah! What's going on? - (clattering)
This place is a wreck. Was there some kind of battle?
(yelling) Just a dance one!
Can you turn off the music, please?!
What music?
(normal) Oh, that can't be good.
Did you make muffins?
Yeah, I'm trying new things.
**
(chokes, spits)
Why are you mad at my taste buds?!
I said I was "trying" new things.
Ugh, maybe I should use these on The Doom Syndicate.
Still don't have a plan, huh?
Have you tried just telling them to leave?
If I tell them to leave, they'll ask why.
And if I tell them why, they'll get mad.
And when villains get mad, they break things.
And the first thing they'll break is me.
And me is one of my favorite things in the whole wide world!
Yeah, well, we have to think of something
before they do whatever this Phase Two thing is.
The problem is they're always together.
I have to find a way to take them all out at once.
Behemoth: (laughs) Last night rocked!
- Roxanne's back. Yippee. - (Pierre laughs)
Nighty-Knight: Alright. Muffins!
- (happy humming) - Well, now that we've celebrated--
- (spitting) - Nighty-Knight: Oh, that's nasty.
Now that we've celebrated Megamind's triumph,
surely it's time for Phase Two.
Again, my evil hubby
has so many amazing phases, I get confused.
- What exactly is Phase Two? - Okay.
Phase Two is an ingenious plan I had
to launch Metrocity to the moon.
You're joking, right? How would that even work?
Simple evil genius physics, really.
(whirring)
(soft fanfare playing)
An energy force field would entrap air
and protect the populace from G forces
as rockets built beneath the city would carry it up to
- and safely land on the moon. - (beeping)
- (Syndicate cheering) - (8-bit sound effects)
Syndicate: Phase Two! Phase Two!
(cheering)
There, we would establish an entire planet
devoted to evil-kind.
Nighty-Knight: Yeah, imagine.
- (cheerful music playing) - All of us living together,
always for eternity. Forever.
Until the last star falls from the heavens
and beyond that. Together.
All of us.
Just me and my evil friends,
living in infinite darkness.
(squeaks)
- Why do you have a teddy bear? - (grunts)
Nighty-Knight: Give me back Mr. Cuddly Snuggles!
There, there.
- It's gonna be okay. - (soft lullaby playing)
Zee? Zis is why no one thinks you are scary.
Nighty-Knight: Teddy bears aren't scary? Yeah.
- They only eat hikers, idiot! - (toy squeaks)
(Roxanne clears throat)
Getting back to this plan of yours,
just curious because I am super into it.
How would that even work?
Just building the giant rockets under the city
would take years.
(dramatic music playing)
Megamind: Actually, it took six months.
Construction moves pretty fast
when you don't have to worry about silly permits
and union lunch breaks.
One of the advantages of being evil, I guess.
Excuse us, guys.
(yelps)
I thought you said you never finished Phase Two.
Still needs a couple of coats of paint.
Also, never totally satisfied with the decor.
Let's get in there and launch those suckers.
Syndicate: Yeah!
Uh, yeah. That'd be in the launch room.
(beeping)
Computer: Password error. Access denied.
Oh no, I've forgotten the password!
- Okay, plan's foiled. Time to go! - Hold it!
You forgot the password?
Thought it was my birthday.
Guess not. That's so like me!
Can we go now?
Actually, it's not like you.
See? This is what I'm talking about.
He's been acting out of character since we got here.
(dramatic music building)
(squeaks)
How dare you imply I have character.
And who said you could use my favorite mug?
**
Don't forget, we've been waiting a long time
for your plan here to come to fruition.
I don't think you wanna disappoint your old friends.
Yes, ominous warning noted.
How's this for ominous?
Either we launch by the end of the day,
or we level the city.
Got it?
(beeps, door slams)
Did you really forget the password?
Of course not.
The password is THX8675309.
It'd take an idiot to forget that.
We can't let them launch the city,
and we can't let them destroy it.
You have to do something.
Yes, I've been wracking my brilliant mind
to come up with a plan.
Titan was just one villain.
This is a whole syndicate of them.
I can't beat them alone, Roxanne.
You don't have to. You have me, and you have Chum.
You just need to be willing to ask for his help.
Oh, I should have never let him go.
He's been by my side through bad and good,
never once asking me for anything.
Except for the parakeet.
But again, they're poop machines, Roxanne.
Stay on topic.
(sighs) You're right.
I need to let Chum know I appreciate him,
not just as a colleague, but as a friend.
(inspirational music playing)
Roxanne: Chum's working here now?
They called me for a reference.
Used to be a diner,
but I don't remember it being so popular.
Just with the health department. And cockroaches.
(shudders) Vile creatures!
I despise them more than button-down collars.
Okay... guess I know what not to get you for your birthday.
Uh, excuse us?
I'll try my best. Name, please?
Uh, Megamind, defender of Metrocity.
I'm kind of a big deal.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Deal.
Your name's not on the reservation list.
Reservations? For donuts?
We're not here to eat. There's an emergency.
Let me guess. A fashion one?
Excuse me?
- (cracks knuckles) - Ma'am, you give me no choice
but to assert my dominance upon you.
(grunting, struggling)
Roxanne, it's no use.
Clearly, this hostess is trained in Krav Magoo.
You guys having a little trouble?
How are you always around?!
Us girls gotta have our secrets, am I right?
Seriously, dunno how you guys survived this long without me.
Think you can do better?
Keiko Morita, MegaWatch. You could let my friend in
or I could post a scathing review to my many followers
mentioning the restaurant's cockroach infestation.
- Nice try, but we don't have a cockroach infestation. - (chirping)
(screams)
Ew! She's touching it!
Keiko's hand modeling career is over before it even started!
He's harmless. Just needed the distraction.
- Thanks, Eccentric Eddie. I owe you one. - (chirping)
Don't mention it, kid!
I remember when this place used to be cool.
**
I don't approve of your methods,
but you're starting to grow on me.
Like a pleasant fungus.
(crowd chatter)
- Wow. - (bright music playing)
They've really cleaned this place up!
(beeping)
Chum: Then he said,
"Crime, it's a hard halibut to break!"
(laughter)
(gasps) Previous Sir?
(embarrassed whimper)
(grunts)
What are you doing here?
(awkwardly) Oh, Chum. What are the odds?
Us running into each other at my favorite eatery...
that I've just walked into for the first time.
But, I'm not really here for donuts.
Oh, but do try one, sir.
Chum, I came here to-- (gulps)
Oh, my stars! It's like a jamboree in my mouth!
(gulps) Mm.
But, I came here to tell you something
that's not easy for me to say.
I want you to know I've always really appreciated--
New Sir: Chum, good buddy!
Oh, uh, New Sir,
this is my old boss, Previous Sir.
Pleasure to meet you.
I go by Mr. Donut now.
It was Chum's idea, and he's told me
some pretty great things about you!
(nervous laugh) Guilty as charged.
Though a few were just indictments. (sighs) Wow.
It looks like he's getting along rather well without me.
Chum is a dream come true!
Business is booming! Check this out!
**
Not only has he fully automated the kitchen...
(beeping, whirring)
...but he also came up with the recipe for my secret glaze.
(chomps) Mm!
Listen to me, kid,
I know I was a bit of a grouch when you started.
You? New Sir, no!
No, no, no, it's true. But I want you to know,
I appreciate everything you've done for me as a colleague.
But more importantly, as a friend.
- Oh. Uh... - Mr. Donut: So,
- I got you somethin'. - (gasps)
Your filthy unwashed apron?
But you cherish this!
And now, it's your filthy unwashed apron.
Wow!
(emotional music playing)
You were about to tell me something, Previous Sir?
Yes. I wanted you to know...
that I'm too late.
It's clear this is where you belong now.
Just know letting you go is the biggest regret
of my soon-to-be short life.
Previous Sir, are you in some kind of trouble?
It's not your concern anymore.
Besides, it's nothing I can't not handle on my own.
Goodbye, old friend.
Just do me one favor.
Be happy.
(door creaks)
Where's Chum?
He's where he truly belongs now.
(sighs)
I can't put this off any longer.
I have to stop The Doom Syndicate myself.
Even if it most certainly leads to my demise.
- (beeps) - Car.
- What are you gonna do? (gasps) - (car whooshing)
Hopefully come up with a really good idea.
- That's all I got. - Listen, you don't have to do this alone.
I'm the defender of Metrocity, Roxanne.
If I don't look out for this place, who will?
- (slams door) - (tires squeal)
But, who's gonna look out for him?
- (dramatic crescendo) - (chomps)
Announcer (on TV): Welcome to Season 27
- of "Crab Cake Wars: Crustacean Devastation." - (sighs)
- Six culinary... - Megamind: Ollo.
And where have you been?
Oh, just reminiscing about days gone by.
Fragmented memories of the way we were.
- What's he talking about? - Behemoth get the picture.
Picture... That's the really good idea
I was looking for, Behemoth!
Since this is our last night on Earth,
we should really get a picture of all of us.
- Brainbot 227? - (whirring)
Everybody squeeze in tight.
Come on! Don't be shy!
I really wanna capture this moment.
Don't you wanna be in it?
Maybe the next one.
Come on! Let's get some grimaces on those faces.
(groans)
On a count of three, everyone say, "Porta-Prison"!
Syndicate: Three, two, one... Porta-Prison?
- (whirring, zapping) - Wait!
And boom goes your days of freedom!
Oh yeah! Aha! Ooh!
- (Syndicate groaning) - Nighty-Knight: What's going on?
I'll tell you what's going on you guys.
- Prison uniforms! (laughs) - (yelps)
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
Not for you, but I'll be laughing
your whole way back to prison.
Our patience is wearing thin.
You know what's gonna make you thin?
Prison food!
I could do these all day,
so let's just cut to the chase.
I'm really a good guy!
A champion of justice. A hero!
(gasps) No! (whimpers)
You watch your language in front of Behemoth!
Nighty-Knight: I have been noticing
Megamind acting strange lately,
- and not in a good, dark way. - Oui!
Idiots! I've been saying that the entire time!
If Megamind really hero,
why he not be honest and tell old evil friends?
Because you'd all destroy me!
That's why you're locked safely in a...
(zapping, glitching)
...malfunctioning Porta-Prison?
(glitching)
(yelps)
Man, I really got you guys!
It's a prank, bros! Now, who's hungry?
Oh, if it was a prank, then why are you sweating?
Sweating? Who's sweating?
(trickling)
Blast you, sweat bead. Don't do this to me!
Go back from whence you came!
- (drips) - (whirring)
- (yelling) - (Go Fish Gang grunts)
Attention, everyone! Megamind really is a hero!
He's not pretending!
Wait, how did we get here?
Nice of you to pop in. Megamind's ours,
but feel free to enjoy the show. Get him!
- (panting) - (Behemoth growls)
(screams)
(roars)
- (clangs) - (groaning)
Everything hurts... (yelps)
(groaning)
Nighty-Knight: Time to say, "Nighty, night!"
See, guys? In the proper context,
that name is frightening.
- (whirring) - (grunting)
(Megamind panting)
- (yelps) - (whirs)
And where do you zink you're going?
(groggy groaning)
(wind blowing)
- (grunts) - (Megamind yells)
(panting)
(Pierre laughing)
(laughing)
(growls)
**
Ah! Special chair, eject!
(triumphant music playing)
(sighs)
- (zapping) - (yelping)
**
(yelping)
Think you can just run away from your problems?
(zapping)
(echoing scream)
Ha! No more Megamind!
(echoing laugh)
With its hero dead, Metro City belongs to us now.
But maybe it's time we relocated to a better neighborhood.
Mongolia?
The moon, Behemoth.
I'm talking about the moon.
(dramatic crescendo)
(solemn music playing)
- (splashing) - (gasping)
(sighs)
(gasps)
Special chair!
I failed you.
I failed everyone.
(dramatic music playing)
(gasps) Take a right here. Megamind's close.
Roxanne: How do you know that?
The fan club pin I gave him has a tracker in it.
- (beeping) - Roxanne: That's pretty devious.
You are his number-one fan.
(sighs) This is kind of a sketchy neighborhood.
Going where the danger is is part of our job.
Besides, we've always got diplomacy.
Oh. Did you learn that in school?
No, Diplomacy is just what I call my bat.
- (laughs) Keiko, I think you're gonna fit in just fine. - (phone chiming)
- (gasps) Stop the van! - (tires screech)
(tense music playing)
(Keiko opens van door)
(gasps)
Megamind...
Megamind (echoing): Never heard of him...
We've been looking for you all over the city!
Wait, what's with the fake beard?
You look like a sad blue wizard.
(sighs) Obviously, I'm hiding.
The city belongs to The Doom Syndicate now.
Oh, here! I have one for you, too.
We can be beard buddies.
I don't wanna be beard buddies!
I want you to get off your butt and save the city!
You're the only one who can.
Look, that's a nice sentiment,
but I've made a new life here.
Yeah. The piles of trash really tie the alley together.
Thank you, Madam President.
Wait, how did you two find me anyway?
Us girls gotta have our secrets.
Well, that's adorable, but there's no point.
I gave the hero thing a shot.
I can't protect this city.
I failed.
**
You didn't fail me.
What do you mean?
When I first moved to Metro City with my mom,
I got teased a lot.
My name, the way I dressed,
the way I just say whatever's on my mind.
I think being an outsider,
people just assumed I was a bad kid.
I started being what they expected of me,
getting into fights, skipping class.
But then, you stopped Titan.
It showed me maybe I don't have to live up
to others' expectations.
I just have to live up to my own.
If a bad guy can become a hero,
maybe so can a bad kid.
Must be disappointing to see
your hero's such a fraidy-cat.
No! Shows you're smart!
Because you have zero chance of defeating
The Doom Syndicate on your own.
I thought you were my biggest fan.
I am, but I'm also a realist.
I'm both comforted and confused by this pep talk.
Look, putting aside your silly pride
and admitting you need help is not weak.
I think you'll find a true friend is with you,
no matter what.
You guys continue your gooey moment.
I'm gonna go watch our six.
This is a big no-matter-what.
You get our backs, we'll get yours.
(emotional music playing)
Okay, but I've got to find Chum.
I'm gonna tell him I took him for granted.
He's more than a lackey to me.
He's a partner, a friend,
and I'm gonna ask for his help.
Chum: You don't need to ask.
Chum? What are you doing here?
My work is done with Mr. Donut.
But, Sir, my work is never done with you.
Your constant state of chaos makes me feel
as though I'm always needed.
You are, Ol' Chum. You are.
After all, what's a hero without his sidekick?
Sidekick? Really, sir?
I can't tell you how long I've waited for this!
Keiko: Diplomacy!
- (smashes) - (Chum yelps, grunts)
Ah! I'm so sorry, Chum!
I didn't know it was you.
Big fan, by the way.
Chum (groggy): Wonderful to meet you.
- (Behemoth growling) - (clanging)
Nighty-Knight: The darkness compels you to hit it harder.
Behemoth is hitting it harder!
Oh, how long is this gonna take?
This titanium plating is a formidable foe to our powers,
but, eventually, it will yield to the darkness,
as all things do.
In non-goth speak, please?
Nighty-Knight: About an hour if we don't break for snacks.
(whirring)
Chum: By my calculations,
they should be able to break through the security door
within the hour,
if they don't break for snacks.
We need to draw The Doom Syndicate
away from those launch controls.
A distraction.
Something they hate with so much passion,
it overrides their evil mission.
But what?
Right! With all the excitement,
I forgot they want me dead! What luck.
There is a second entrance to the control room,
the air vent.
Can someone get in through there?
(sighs) Unfortunately, we made sure
every inch of our lair's air conditioning system
was protected by the very latest in evil weaponry.
Chum and I prepared for every possible scenario.
Except you having to get back in yourselves.
- Too-shah. - Both: It's touché.
But we're not our old selves anymore.
We're better. We're heroes now!
And I know the new good us's
can outthink the old bad us's.
I can get through that air vent, Sir.
You can depend on me.
I have no doubt I can.
That leaves you and me to keep the bad guys busy.
But, how are we gonna do that when they have all your toys?
They're half-wits. We're full-wits!
I'm sure we can think of something
if we all put our heads together.
(triumphant music playing)
Huh. We're one head short.
Keiko? Get in here!
Seriously?
Thought you wanted to be a member of the team.
Uh, yeah! Uh, but just so I have this on the record,
you and I have a deal.
- (starts recording) - I help you,
you train me to be a crime fighter.
You help me,
I'll train you to be a crime fighter.
You have my word.
Which is something I apparently have to keep now.
(stops recording)
Time to kick some Doom Syndicate booty.
Spoken like a true defender of Metro City.
This city doesn't need a defender.
It needs defenders.
But first, we're gonna wanna make a supply run.
I know where we can go.
(cart rattling)
Welcome to Everything City.
500,000 square feet
with over 500 locations in all 50 states.
Just like the commercial says,
"If the thing you're looking for is not at Everything City,
it's not a thing."
- (grunts) Chum. - (cart rattles)
Set a course for savings!
(retail Muzak playing)
Welcome to Everything City!
We've got less than an hour to stop The Doom Syndicate,
so stick to the list. We're not here to browse.
(Megamind laughs)
- (laughs) - (clattering)
* Everything City, where you feel like a king *
- Whoa! Ooh... - * If we don't have it *
- Ahem! - * It's not a thing *
No thermal lasers. No giant robot suits.
No polarity reversers.
Oh, nose hair clippers! Crisis averted!
- (clanging) - (grunting)
Think fast, Chum!
- * Just waiting for you * - (grunts, laughs)
* Everything City, where we'll make your heart sing *
That's just about everything. Now, just need tennis balls.
All of them.
- (rattling) - (both grunting)
(yelling)
Oh, excuse me, I'm looking for a parakeet.
It's a gift of appreciation for a friend.
Oh, I've got just the one, sir.
I give you,
- Mephistopheles... - (angelic music playing)
...the parakeet of the gods.
Ah!
- (squawks) - (splats)
Oh, absolutely not.
- (clanging) - (grunting)
(roars)
- (elevator music playing) - (slurping)
(Nighty-Knight and Behemoth grunting)
(roaring)
Um, how will you be paying today?
- Set to crème brûlée. - (clicking, whooshes)
Uh, we'll put it on my card.
Oh, right! Paying for things. (laughs)
Whoever came up with that scheme is a real evil genius.
(scanner beeps)
Nighty-Knight: The darkness fades to light,
and I have failed to breach the entrance.
I have failed.
- I have failed! - (clangs)
(door crashes)
Good news, everyone. We're in.
It's about time! (grunts)
(all grunting, straining)
- (tense music playing) - (groaning)
Say what you will about Megamind,
but he's always made things user-friendly.
Nighty-Knight: Whoa! Not so fast.
- Who said you could press it? - I'm the leader!
Are we really gonna keep arguing this point?
- We are! - Nighty-Knight: We gotta figure this out
if we're gonna live on the dark side of the moon together.
Megamind (on speakers): Ollo!
Let me guess. Leadership squabble?
Zombie Megamind!
Obviously he's not dead, rocks for brains!
But, he is just in time to see us complete the job
he wasn't evil enough to finish.
(alarm blaring)
Computer: Launch sequence initiated.
Five minutes to ignition.
Perfect amount of time to bring you four to justice
and still be able to microwave some pop-ed corn.
Nighty-Knight: You really think you can go toe-to-toe with us alone?
Whoopsie. Not alone. (imitates buzzer) You lose.
Oh! It's Megamind's evil bride!
Not evil, not a bride.
That was an act we decided on. Together... sorta.
But, obviously, zere is some romantic tension
- between you two, no? - Both: It's complicated.
Guys, do I have to villain-splain
everything to you?
They're obviously here to stop the launch!
Get 'em!
(dramatic crescendo)
**
Chum, code: "They're coming out!"
- Chum: Got it, sir. - (tool grinding)
Nose hair clippers, huh? Who knew?
They're industrial grade.
Code: "I'm going in!"
Code: "Good luck" and code: "Try not to get zapped."
**
(Chum's suit whirring)
Okay. Just gotta press the button and stop the launch.
No need for alarm.
- (alarm blaring) - Huh? The alarm!
Someone's breaking into the lair!
- Oh right, that's me. - (clicking)
(devices humming)
(beeping)
Ah! Whoa! Ah!
Uh-oh!
Ah!
(groaning, whimpering)
- (whirring) - Okay. Gotta time this right.
- (beeping) - One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three!
(blasters firing)
(explosions)
(clattering)
(lights zapping)
(grunts)
Hey, I did it!
(whirring)
Brainbot: Intruder alert, intruder alert, intruder alert...
Ahh, why did we have to be so thorough?
Brainbot: Intruder alert.
**
Nighty-Knight: Hey, where'd they go?
(pops)
- (grunts) What the? - Huh?
(whirring)
Now the ball is in our court!
- Get it? - Not bad, though I would've gone with,
"Tennis, anyone?"
- (launching, popping) - (Syndicate grunting, yelping)
- Nighty-Knight: Ah! Not the face! - You don't have a face!
Nighty-Knight: Oh, right. Ah! Ow!
- Oh! - Stop moving around.
I can't get a clean shot!
Tiny stings hurt Behemoth!
Stand still, you giant baby.
Playtime's over.
- (pops) - Ah!
Not sure we're going to beat these guys
with sporting equipment.
We just need to buy Chum time,
and if I know my ingenious little robot fish monkey,
he should be cleverly slipping through the lair's defenses
- right about now! - (pops)
Help! I've been caught
- trying to slip through the lair's defenses! - (whirring)
Brainbots: Intruder alert, intruder alert, intruder alert...
(sighs) Okay, relax. You got this.
Think, Chum, think!
- (gasps) Ah! - (beeping)
(bots winding up)
- Robot Voice: Eject, eject, eject! - Ah!
(explosion blasts)
**
Yah! Oh!
(groans) I'm gonna miss that body.
It was my second favorite.
- Just have to hurry before I dry out. - (splatting)
- (grunting) - (beeping)
(gasps) The launch button!
- (clangs) - Ah!
Whoa! (grunts)
- (squishing) - Almost... there!
Well, well. Nice of you to flop in.
Can I trouble you guys for a tank of dechlorinated water?
(laughter)
Computer: Preparing city to launch.
Nine...
(rockets revving, blasting)
- Eight... - Ah!
- (rumbling) - Citizens: Ah! What are we gonna do?
What's happening? Run for your lives!
(indistinct yelling)
Computer: Seven...
(popping)
(Behemoth grunts)
- (beeping) - Six...
I thought Chum was supposed to stop it by now.
You know him, always waiting till the last second.
Computer: Five...
(people crying, screaming)
Four...
(force field humming)
(zaps)
Three...
(balls firing, popping)
Two...
(blasting)
- One. Commencing launch. - (beeps)
- There goes the last second. - (rockets blast)
(both shouting)
(rumbling, crackling)
(dramatic music playing)
(creaking)
Gotta say, not a fan of Phase Two!
In theory, it was amazing.
- In practice, kinda horrifying. - (whirring, popping)
- (empty guns hissing) - And the hits keep on comin'.
**
We'll buy Chum more time if we split up.
(rockets roaring)
- Help! Outta my way! Me first! - (yelps)
- What are we supposed to do now?! - Where am I gonna go?!
- (people screaming) - What's going on?
We're all doomed! Doomed!
(crowd screaming)
- Mr. Mayor, what's your plan? - I'm sorry!
I didn't know I needed an actual plan
for the city launching into space!
Someone clearly needs to take charge!
That's supposed to be you!
I just remembered,
I got a really important lunch meeting. Gotta go!
(all screaming)
Everyone, please try and calm down!
- There's no contingency plan for this! - Somebody hold me!
- Keiko: Everyone, shut your pie holes! - (crowd stops)
My girl's trying to save your butts, so listen up!
You got this.
- (Roxanne grunts) - (hopeful music playing)
Police!
Have your officers dissolve panic
and steer people indoors or underground.
(car doors open, engines start)
- Paramedics, have ambulances ready. - (sirens wail)
Also, be prepared to distribute air sickness pills
in large quantities.
All for that! I already barfed twice.
And firefighters, I need the keys to that.
(dramatic crescendo)
(siren blaring)
(rockets roaring)
- (beeps) - Chum, the whole city's about to have a new zip code!
You have to hit the "Cancel Launch" button!
Kind of busy at the moment, sir.
Yeah, busy getting turned into sushi.
I should warn you guys.
I'm an expert in the aquatic arts! En guard!
(rapid grunting)
Whoa!
- (laughs) - (chomps)
- (screaming) - (grunting)
(yelling)
- (groaning) - (Chum screaming)
- (grunts) - (squeaking)
**
- Computer: Ascent terminated. - (rockets stop)
(force field whirring)
(hopeful music playing)
- (beeps) - You did it, Chum!
(whirring)
- (rumbling) - Oh no, you did it, Chum!
The city's falling too fast!
- We have to try to-- - (creaks)
- (growling) - (crashes)
(Megamind whimpering)
This is the end of the line for you, Megamind!
You all do know we're plunging toward the earth right now?
Do not try to confuse us with science.
- (powers humming) - Megamind: Wait!
As former leader of The Doom Syndicate,
and according to evil custom,
I claim my right to my own demise
per the Villain Charter, article seven, paragraph four.
Syndicate: Huh?
The article states that an outgoing evil leader
can only be terminated by the new evil leader.
So, which one of you is that again?
Guys, it's me. You know it is.
Nighty-Knight: I'm the darkest and the doomiest.
I am ze clear choice. I have a beret.
Behemoth wonder if we can put differences aside
and find commonality
in the ultimate vanquishing of archfoe.
Nighty-Knight: Huh...
- (Megamind panting) - (gasps) He's getting away!
Nighty-Knight: Make haste, my fellow doom slayers.
(dramatic music playing)
- (rumbling) - (air rushing)
He's down here somewhere!
I feel it in the black void of my soul!
- (beeps) - Chum, are you there?
You have to get to the manual controls.
- (alarm blaring) - Computer: City descending.
No can do, sir. Lost my bowl.
No getting out of this one.
There's always a way out.
Help is on the way, friend of friends.
- (beeps) - Polly 227!
- (on speaker) Launch Operation Parakeet! - (whirring)
(cawing)
(dramatic music playing)
(truck horn blowing)
(operatic vocalizing)
(girders whipping by)
Ha, ha!
(cawing)
- (lasers firing) - (Polly cawing)
(explosion blasts)
- (groaning) - (Polly cawing)
(gasping)
- (cawing) - Sir,
you made me my own brainbot pet parakeet?
Megamind (on speakers): Chum, meet Polly 227,
a show of appreciation for all you mean to me.
I know you wanted a real one, but again, so much poop.
(gasps) I love him, Sir!
(Polly cawing)
Eternal darkness awaits you, Megamind.
What to do, what to do?
(gasps) Disguise generator!
I can smell your fear.
It smells like dark bacon.
Ho-ho!
Look into my eyes and fall under my power,
- man of blue. - (woozy groaning)
- (whirring) - (snores)
Ha, ha! Zee badge of leadership is moi!
Don't pop the champagne just yet.
Oh? (growls)
(grunting)
(yelping)
(struggling)
Zis is impossibleh!
- Solid! (yelps) - (zaps)
(laughing)
Reap the whirlwind, Megamind!
- (electricity whirring) - (yelling)
- (explosion) - (grunting, groans)
Not a whirlwind.
Roxanne was right! You are terrible at weather!
Maybe so, but at least I'd still be around to enjoy it.
- You, not so much. - (electricity crackling)
**
I guess you always were meant to be the leader, Lady Doppler.
- I know, right? - (thunder crashing)
But a word of advice. (grunts)
(lightning zaps)
(grunts)
- Stay grounded! - (zapping)
(screaming)
(yelping)
(whimpering)
(grunts)
Oh, why are puns always so hard to avoid?
(grunts) Oh, I forgot all about you.
When I was on such a good roll.
Uh, Behemoth figure just wait until competition eliminated
before squashing blue man.
That's actually a really good plan.
Behemoth appreciate compliment.
(roars, spits)
I squish you now.
Hey, look over there!
Behemoth no fall for oldest trick in the--
- (truck horn blares) - (grunts)
- (truck crashing) - (siren dying)
I'm sorry. Was I interrupting something?
My hero.
(triumphant music playing)
- (gasps) Behind you! - (whooshing)
- (Nighty-Knight laughs) - (smoke hissing)
Nighty-Knight: How's this for scary?
(gasps)
Leadership, here I come.
Hey, tall, dark, and trying too hard.
**
Nighty-Knight: Huh? What's that?
Either a paperweight or a flash grenade.
- (zaps) - (Nighty-Knight gasps, groans)
- (metal crashing) - (toy squeaks)
Nighty, night, Nighty-Knight.
Huh. Guess it was a flash grenade.
You are 100% going up on my inspiration board.
- (rumbling) - (all yelp)
No time for laurel resting. Let's go!
(dramatic music playing)
(air rushing)
- Computer: Reaching terminal velocity. - (alarm blaring)
(straining) The retro rocket lever is jammed! (grunts)
I can't do this alone!
Megamind: Nor will you have to.
This is a team effort.
- Hup! - (Go Fish Gang member grunts)
(all straining)
Megamind: We need more mega-muscle!
Computer: Warning, warning. Impact is imminent.
Ground's approaching fast! (straining)
Megamind: Almost there!
Computer: Warning, warning...
Just a little more!
- (warning continues) - (Polly cawing)
- Computer: Warning... - (all yell)
(rockets humming)
(rockets blasting)
- (thuds) - (dust flying)
(all shouting)
Computer: City landed.
Thank you for flying with us.
(relieved sighs)
You saved the city again, Sir.
No, we did.
**
- Sorry about your body, Chum. - That's okay.
- Still got a few spares in the closet. - (car horn honking)
- (tires squeal) - Roxanne: Oh, would you look at that.
- (car doors open) - After the city's already saved,
here comes the mayor to take all the credit.
Or he just wants to give me another award.
Award?! After what you just did to the city?
Hardly a building damaged this time.
We're getting good at this.
Are you kidding?!
(echoing) You put the city backwards! Backwards... Backwards...
Personally, I prefer a mountain view,
- but I'll put it back later. - Uh, just so you know,
we all risked our lives to save the city
while you were cowering from your job.
Oh, you think you can do better?
I know I can.
Oh!
Um, (huffing) okay.
- (beeps) - Just sent you my resume.
- (door shuts, car departs) - Mayor Roxanne Ritchi.
I like the sound of that.
(energetic music playing)
(crowd cheering)
(Polly cawing)
We are ready to do thy bidding, Your Majesty.
Okay. Okay. I'm the mayor now, not royalty.
Forgive us, Your Excellency.
Got the exclusive right here, Mega-fans.
Roxanne on the inside,
Megamind, Chum, and yours truly on the outside.
And all of us working together
to keep Metrocity safe from evil.
You're getting good at this hero thing.
You know, I-I think I finally learned the big difference
between being a hero and being a villain.
What's that?
Bad guys look out for themselves.
Heroes look out for each other.
Together, we'll be unstoppable.
Keiko, if you'll do the honor.
(excited squealing)
(triumphant music playing)
(Polly cawing)
Evil has finally met its match.
- (Polly cawing) - (oil splats)
Ugh, you've gotta be kidding me!
**
- (dramatic sting) - I call this meeting to order.
As leader, I permit it.
No! Me leader!
- (wall smashing) - Huh?
Suave Voice: I must say, I commend you all for your efforts
against Megamind but, alas,
you lack the proper leadership to get the job done.
Oh, really?
- (powers charging up) - Ha!
- (zaps) - (Pierre shrieks)
On second thought, maybe change is a good thing.
Suave Voice: So glad you've come around.
With my help,
our blue friend will rue the day
he betrayed evil.
Nighty-Knight: What makes you think you can take down Megamind
when we all couldn't?
Because I, Machiavillain,
am the evil genius who taught Megamind everything he knows.
And I promise, our blue friend
will rue the day he betrayed evil!
(evil laugh)
* Supervillain, ahead of his time *
* Incredibly handsome genius criminal mastermind *
* But now, he's all cleaned up and fighting crime *
* A superhero that you stream online *
* It's Megamind *
* Oh, feels good to be good this time *
* It's Megamind *
* Oh, it's Megamind *
* Evildoers, they better run and hide *
* Him and his sidekick Chum are working overtime *
* That big blue head never looked so fine *
* 'Cause he's a hero, your superhero *
* A superhero that you stream online *
* It's Megamind *
* It feels good to be good this time *
* It's Megamind *
* Woo! Megamind *
(rock guitar riff)
* Oh yeah *
* Oh... *
* It's Megamind *
* Oh, it's so good to be good this time *
* It's Megamind *
* Sing it with me now *
* Megamind *
* It's Megamind *
* Oh, feels good to be good this time *
* It's Megamind *
* Megamind *
* Ah... *
* A superhero that you stream online *
* It's Megamind *
* Megamind rules! *
(song ends)
(cinematic music playing)
(shimmers)
好吧好吧。這就足夠了。
各位忠實觀眾大家好！
你可能和我一樣，從來沒有想到這一天會到來。
我見到了一些老朋友。我看到了新朋友。
我看到朋友坦白地說應該穿上褲子
偶爾出去冒險。
說眞的，多曬曬太陽吧！
但是，對於那些剛加入我們的人來說，
這裡有一些可以讓您在表格中了解的信息
我的令人難以置信的令人興奮的超級英雄起源故事！
Metrocity，一座充滿危險的城市，
衹有地鐵人有足夠的力量來保護它免受邪惡的侵害。
直到我徹底踢了他的屁股！
這就是我，大智者。
帥氣無比的犯罪天才
和一切罪惡的主宰。
但沒有英雄可以戰鬥，我感到孤獨。
所以我創造了一個新的超級英雄來和他一起玩，名叫泰坦。
不幸的是，他是一個比我更糟糕的惡棍。
那時我才意識到
我的命運不是成為一個超級惡棍
但一個超級英雄。
我擊敗了泰坦並拯救了世界。
我成為了大都會的捍衛者，超級大智者。
但我卻知之甚少，
我最大的挑戰尚未到來。
你在我的私人空間裡，兄弟。
哦，好吧，對不起，我要去游泳了！
我認為這不是一個眞誠的道歉！
- 它不是！ - 大魚王：你們兩個都幫我閉嘴！
我們還有工作要做。
去釣魚。
開始。
就在那裡。
當天的漁獲。
哦，這個小寶貝將會値一大筆錢
黑魚市場上！
你會想，你們花掉的所有時間
在「學校」裡游泳，你會更聰明。
超級大智者？！
我知道這衹是時間問題
在釣魚幫試圖偷竊之前
鑲滿鑽石的錦鯉
借自北京水宮。
這是老邪惡的我
很久以前就可以了。
先生，「很久以前」就在兩天前。
就這樣？當你是個好人的時候，時間一定會過得很慢。
奴才，你怎麼可能服務
一個壞人變成英雄了？
那裡快速糾正。
由於受歡迎的速食連鎖店發出的停止令
小小兵先生的肉棒，
我不能再稱自己為小小兵了。
所以，超級大壞蛋給了我一個新名字。
老密友。意思是「老朋友」。
是的，嗯，chum 也有別的意思。
鯊魚誘餌！
等等，chum 的意思是「鯊魚餌」？
為什麼是！鯊魚喜歡誘餌！
這是一個表達愛意的字眼。
噢！
看來我們兩個都要成為鯊魚的誘餌了！
不是很長。
頂級掠食者更可愛
當你可以把它們放進口袋裡的時候。
他們要走了，先生！
Brainbot二二七，啟動監獄之門！
- 啊？ - 嘿！這裡發生了什麼事？
那應該會留住你直到我們可以轉移你
到你的魚缸裡。
在監獄裡……啊？
哎喲。
嗯，這實在是太尷尬了！
對不起，先生。
嘿，大智者！你的小玩意就像泰坦尼克號，
徹底的災難！
你怎麼敢！
泰坦尼克號在大部份旅程中都是令人愉快的。
在他們之後！
它們在魚缸裡！
你們是大惡棍，
但身為英雄，你們都濕透了！
讓我們來幹掉他們吧！
嗯，立方體我。
- 啊？ - 什麼？
靶心！
哈！
空中接力。
哇！
洞裡有水！
啊？
先生，那些圍觀的人快要被壓扁了！
這對他們來說看起來不太好。
啊對！我現在是英雄了。
我可以推薦門戶火箭筒嗎？
你讀懂了我的心思，楚姆。
耶！
啊，鯊魚！
犯罪。這是一條很難折斷的大比目魚。
嗯嗯，記下來。不再有雙關語了。
他們在我們下面。
大比目魚！就像魚一樣！
太棒了，先生！太棒了！
並告訴你所有邪惡的朋友
Metrocity 有了新的後衛，
他的名字叫超級大壞蛋！
先生，你沒有忘記另一名後衛嗎？
不這麼認為。
你並不是偶然忘記了一個人，
不知道，有沒有在你身邊英勇作戰？
啊，當然！我怎麼可能忘記了？
- 密友，我的朋友？ - 是的先生？
修復 Brainbot二二七。
那個短路有點尷尬。
請記住，我有一個超級英雄的形像需要維護。
自從《超級大壞蛋》拯救了都會城以來，犯罪率持續下降
脫離邪惡的魔掌。但現在，壞人，
許多在《地鐵人》雷達範圍內飛行的人，
正在從木製品中脫穎而出。
到目前為止，我們的新藍色英雄似乎能夠勝任這項任務。
儘管大都會城正在發生許多變化，
唯一不變的是我，羅克珊里奇，
報告他人的成就。
呵呵。老實說，這聽起來怎麼樣？
就像你剛剛意識到你對工作失去了所有興趣一樣
而你衹是走過場。
除此之外，灌籃！
- 你是嗎？ - 阿琦,
Megamind 排名第一的線上串流媒體總裁
粉絲俱樂部 MegaWatch,
涵蓋了 Metro City 中所有藍色和超級英雄的事物。
- 嗯...好吧。 - 有時間問幾個問題嗎？
現在發生了什麼事？
羅克珊里奇，你剛剛幫助了超級大壞蛋
從泰坦手中拯救城市。
那你下一步最棒的一步是什麼？
下一步？ A-你在錄音嗎？
別擔心，這太棒了！
顯然，你太酷了，不能衹出現在電視上。
你是一條鯊魚。你必須繼續前進，女孩！
- 你必須有副業！ - 你沒有錯。
我不知道。檢舉很重要，
但超級大壞蛋成為英雄才幾天，
他已經為這座城市帶來了巨大的改變。
忍不住想也許有辦法
我還可以做得更多。
等等，我為什麼要告訴你這個？再問一遍，你多大了？
- 你先。 - 觸摸。
你需要做的就是找到你想做的事
並努力去做。看著我！
幾週前，我還是個中學生
坐在拘留所裡。現在，
我正在直播一個擁有五十萬訂閱者的節目。
你說五十萬嗎？
這相當於我觀眾的十倍
- 不包括家人和寵物。 - 該走了。
想在儀式開始前更好地拍攝儀式現場。
- 不過講得很好。 - 是的！講得好。
五十萬...
對於他作為地鐵捍衛者不斷採取的英勇行動，
我授予超級大智者一把打開我們公平城市的鑰匙。
我-我的意思是，為什麼不呢，對吧？
- 超級大智者！超級大智者！ - 謝謝謝謝。
你好親切。
嗯嗯，你當個好助手，幫我處理這件事。
哇！
収到一些回饋
我的一些演講有點長
所以我把這個砍掉了...
...步長。
自創世以來，
人類一直在處理善與惡。
嘿，楚姆。新英雄演出進度如何？
對他來說一切都改變了。
- 我，沒那麼多。 - 我明白你的意思。
我以為我對他比較重要。
我以為我就像他的助手。
但他依然衹把我當小弟
他修理他的大腦機器人並洗他的襪子。
你知道，最近有人告訴我，
如果你知道自己想要什麼，那就去做吧。
所以，告訴 Megamind 你想晉昇為助手。
哦，這不是奴才該來的地方——
但你不是一個奴才。
你還不衹這些。
也許你衹需要提醒他
你到底有多有價値。
發自內心地說話。
你說得對。
我需要發自內心地說話。
這就是為什麼你們這麼幸運
讓我成為你的英雄。
大智出局！
呃！打擾一下！超級大智者？
我是你們粉絲俱樂部的主席阿琦。
總統?哦，除了尊重我什麼都沒有
- 對於那些掌握權力的人。 - 那你會喜歡這個的。
我也是你們新的社群媒體經理
串流內容創作者和形像顧問。
這裡面有很多字我看不懂。
哇！這就是偽裝生成器嗎？
- 我可以試試嗎？ - 別碰那個！
它是一種高度複雜的電子設備。
這很酷！我們這一代天生就精通科技。
眞的嗎？那我想這是一款聰明的手機
內建計算器。
好吧，哇。這證明你確實需要我的幫助。
幾天前你還威脅過這座城市。
現在你正在捍衛它！
人們想知道新的英雄超級英雄是誰！
我會幫你展示給他們看。
你有很多能量。
你剛吃了一磅糖嗎？
沒有！我自然就是這樣的！
一定很累吧。
我想像你一樣成為犯罪鬥士。
你知道，團隊的一部份。
事情是這樣的。
我不做團隊。
我更多的是一個人表演
但你在某種程度上很可愛。
所以，這是一個紀念品。
它要么是鎮紙，要么是閃光手榴彈。
我不記得是哪一個了，所以要小心。
他會過來的。
他來了。你準備好了嗎？
哦，絕對！
讓大腦機器人寫出演算法
進行一場萬無一失的談判演講。
不是我說的發自內心的意思。
啊，你來了，楚姆。我們回巢穴吧。
這些襪子不會自己洗。
午安!
你渴望成功嗎？
我敢打賭你會的。
好吧，在這裡插入老闆的名字，同時我謹致謝意
你給我的機會，
自從我們改變了我們組織的使命宣言以來，
我有信心我能取得更多成就。
我相信我已經做到了
對新範式的重大貢獻
並希望獲得職位晉昇
適合我足夠的執行力
上述機會。
楚姆，你在胡言亂語。
可能是時候再次更換碗中的水了。
呃，我想問的是，呃…
查姆想要昇職！他想成為你的助手。
配角？這是一個很大的改變。
我認為你沒有考慮過這一點，老朋友。
我們這裡充滿活力。我是英雄。
你是那個能和英雄一起出去玩的人。
現在，隨著這一點的牢固重建，
我們去買一些油條吧。
先生，如果您不認可我的貢獻，
也許我該是時候探索其他機會了。
嗯。好的。
- 好吧，如果你對此有那麼強烈的感覺... - 哦。
好吧。呃...
如果你對我有那麼強烈的感覺——
我對你的感覺很強烈
我對你的感覺很強烈。
好的，我們明白了！每個人的感受都很強烈。
不，羅克珊！我是誰，竟能剪掉楚姆的翅膀？
我說飛吧，你偉大的鴿子。
是的。我將飛翔。
我感謝你帶給我們所有的美好時光。
我們現在友好地分手。
我要當猴子的叔叔！
他這次是眞的要走了！
- 我不相信你。 - 這衹是一種修辭手法。
我眞的不是猴子的叔叔。
我的意思是，我不敢相信你就讓他辭職了！
放鬆。這是一種談判策略。
就像他絕食的時候一樣
因為他想要一隻寵物鸚鵡。
然後你做了什麼？
我等著他出去，直到他最終屈服。
長尾小鸚鵡是糞便機器。
一切都變化得如此之快。
有時，我會懷念過去糟糕日子的簡單。
我特此宣佈召開末日辛迪加的這次會議。
第一件事，邪惡小人點名。
多普勒女士，邪惡的天氣女巫，現身。
皮耶壓力 (PierrePressure)，催眠大師
還有全能的超級壞人也在場，不是嗎？
巨獸，燃燒著的大塊燃燒的岩石，
還帶禮物。
我的熔岩朋友，禮物意味著有人在這裡。
啊？
噢，沒關係，貝希摩斯。
重要的是想法，嗯？
好吧，我想這就是每個人的情況。
你沒有忘記一個人嗎？
惡夢大師，
黑闇公爵，
你寒冷的臥室裡壞掉的夜燈。
坐下來，當你凝視時顫抖
令人恐懼的景像…
奈特騎士大人！
也就是說，就像，
有史以來最不可怕的惡棍名字！
為什麼從《驚魂夜》改過來了？
那好多了。
你在說什麼？這是夜夜騎士。
這就像一個比平常更黑的夜晚。
另外，我是一個眞正的騎士，這也是超級黑闇。
但天黑了嗎？
談正經事。
看來我們的前任領袖 Megamind
剛剛為自己找到了新工作。
爆炸新聞。
Megamind 獲得了城市的鑰匙
}作為 Metro City 的最新英雄。
決不！
身為領導，我決定
是時候拜訪 Megamind 了。
說什麼？！
巨獸領袖！
你不是澤領導！是我！
不，超級大壞蛋給了我他最黑闇的祝福。
如果你也這麼認為，請舉手
超級大智者讓你負責。
我願意！
呃，認眞的嗎？
有多少領導人認為我們應該拜訪超級大壞蛋？
我願意！
美好的。那就這麼定了。
我同意。但是，衹有一件小事
首先要照顧。
嘿，厄運憂鬱！中午吃飯的時候不要有什麼陰謀！
這是一個可以暫時低調的好地方
但我們有一些事情要處理。
你好，黑闇，我的老朋友。
哈！
哇！啊!
我不能動！
我認為你在按下 ze 鬧鐘時會遇到問題
如果你被困在一個看不見的盒子裡。
幫助！我被困在一個看不見的盒子裡了！
巨獸？走碎石路。
噢，請不要傷害我！
我們會展現自己。
大智者，我們來了。
曾經感覺自己正開車去同一份工作，
喝同樣的咖啡，
幾乎每天都穿一樣的衣服？
- 呃。是的。 - 你有沒有想過
如果你還有更多可以做的事情
- 為你的生活增添情趣？ - 是的。
我們有答案。
來一份小小兵先生的肉棒吧！
隨時隨地補充蛋白質！
好吧，確實交付不足。
羅克珊，我有很大的危險！
你這是怎麼做到的？
我透過我自己的搖頭娃娃作為禮物送給了你。
這是一個追蹤裝置，這樣我就可以留意你。
我對這種侵犯我隱私的行為感到受寵若驚。
立刻來到巢穴。我的生命可能就取決於它了！
不掛！我馬上到。
超級大智者？
我在廚房！匆忙！
- 你怎麼敢反抗我，你-- - 怎麼了？
我來告訴你發生了什麼事！
這個無禮的烤麵包機糕點拒絕敬酒！
我以為這是生死攸關的大事！
新聞快訊！我需要食物，不然我會餓死的。
此外，我搆不到煎餅。
新聞快訊！烤麵包機需要插上電源
否則他們不會工作。
讓我看看你做了什麼，女巫！
也許你應該打電話給Chum？
我完全有能力照顧自己。
一個問題。一個人如何照顧自己？
入侵者警報！
謝天謝地。
- 那不是很糟嗎？ - 這是楚姆。
他總是這麼做。
看來有人無法忍受沒有我的存在。
好吧。看看誰最終決定——
- 啊！ - 來吧，大壞蛋。
這是歡迎老船員的方式嗎？
我的意思是……眞是令人不愉快的驚喜！
我的老邪惡超級反派團隊。
看到我們你一定很興奮吧。
驚魂之夜，斯托克德並沒有開始描述它。
得到zis。他現在希望被稱為「夜騎士」。
更可怕了！
哦是的。嚇到我了。
看？超級英雄得到了我的黑闇。
這就是他讓我負責的原因。
但這不是我們來這裡的原因。
我們聽說了有關你新工作的一切。
你做到了嗎？
是的！你以為我們會放手
沒有拜訪你？
讓他擁有吧，貝希摩斯！
夥計們！我們不能就這樣談談嗎——
啊!
恭喜！
什麼？
*因為他是個可怕的*
*邪惡的傢伙*
*無人能否認*
*因為他現在是他們邪惡的霸主*
*而且他們很可能會受到異常殘酷的懲罰*
想像一下，整個城市都認為你是英雄！
當你說在監獄裡低調等待你的訊號時
我們不知道會是這樣！
就連我也無法產生這樣的幻覺。
天黑了，一片狼藉
我喜歡它。
啊？
哦，是的，就是這個東西。
你以為我在冒充英雄。
- 啊？ - 哦。
當然，你是對的！
這絕對是我的意圖。
超級大壞蛋不可能成為眞正的英雄。
那將是巨大的背叛和原因
巨獸的憤怒！
但你不，讓巨獸高興。
- 哦... - 小小兵先生在哪裡？
Ze 機器人 poisson zat 會讓您的位置如此寬敞和辛辣。
噢，楚姆！
他不在這裡是因為，呃，
企業改組。
很多內部變化。
你知道你不應該乾燥
你在微波爐裡的金屬尖刺斗篷——
末日辛迪加！
羅克珊里奇在這裡做什麼？
我向你們保證
對此有一個完全邪惡的解釋。
我們正在等待。
是啊……我也是。
羅克珊就在這裡，此時此刻，此時此刻，
在我們面前，因為她同意了…
是的？
- ...成為我邪惡的新娘。 - 什麼？！
他們仍然認為我是邪惡的
並且衹是假裝自己是英雄。
- 一起玩！ - 這是眞的？
更像是好得令人難以置信！
我不敢相信你和她在一起！
她讓我被解雇了天氣預報工作！
你自己被解雇了
因為你從來沒有做出正確的預測。
更不用說變惡了
並向所有人扔閃電，蓋爾。
現在是多普勒夫人。
你們兩個在一起，我不買單。
巨獸不同意。巨獸總能看見
藍衣男子和漂亮女士之間存在著一定的浪漫張力。
- 眞的嗎？ - 眞的嗎？
異性相吸，不是嗎？
例如薄餅和果醬。
你們能原諒我們嗎？需要在廚房說幾句話
和我不太好的另一半。
噢！
我會讓你知道那些有一個溫暖的水果中心
這可能會讓我嚴重毀容。
為什麼不告訴他們眞相？
告訴他們我眞的是英雄？你瘋了？
他們有四個人，而我衹有一個人！
他們會把我打成藍漿，羅克珊。
他們最終會知道的。
哦，你什麼時候成為末日辛迪加的一員了？
呃...
實際上是創始成員。
我正在割掉我邪惡的牙齒
從反派學校畢業後不久。
你去惡棍學校了？我是說，學校。
其實更像是導師計劃。
不幸的是，我和邪惡的教授鬧翻了。
他有點崩潰了。字面上地。
總是學習關於你的新事物。
所以，我招募了最糟糕的人中最優秀的人。
以我作為他們英俊的領袖，
末日辛迪加是首屈一指的反派團隊。
夥計，那是美好時光。
我的意思是，那是一段糟糕的時光
當我不好的時候那很好。
但最終我意識到
我不喜歡分享聚光燈。
所以，你拋棄了他們？
我告訴他們我正在從事一個邪惡的專案。
當我接管 Metrocity 時我會向他們發出信號，
他們認為我有。
直到我找到阻止他們的方法
我們必須保持邪惡的外表。
不，不！決不！
來吧，羅克珊。請？
不！
拜託——
我們回來了。
那麼，大家有什麼計畫嗎？
我的意思是，你在城裡的時候有計劃嗎？
不，
但這傢伙做到了！
我不跟隨。
我們來這裡是為了第二階段，傻瓜。
第二階段。
什麼是第二階段？
猜猜你的男朋友沒有告訴你一切。
Megamind 在接管 Metro City 時說道，
我們都會在下一階段佔有一席之地
他邪惡的總體計劃。
第二階段眞是天才計劃。
我迫不及待地想開始！
是的！這其實是原因之一
為什麼我同意邪惡地嫁給他。
我喜歡好的第二階段。
但是，再次提醒我這是什麼
它可能會造成什麼嚴重破壞？
您能給我們一點時間嗎？
放鬆。我甚至懶得完成第二階段。
來吧！
夥計們，瘋狂的衝動是什麼？
你剛到這裡！
在開始邪惡的事業之前，讓我們先享受一些樂趣。
字謎遊戲，有人嗎？
我說我們闖入大壞蛋的城市
伴隨著一場老式的犯罪狂潮。
是的！
我不知道，夥計們。
此時此刻，我們不都已經遠離犯罪狂潮了嗎？
不！
小心，Metro City，黑闇來了。
- 我們開工吧！ - 我們走吧！
這是多麼有趣且完全可以預防的情況啊
你已經創造了。
請告訴我你有一個計劃。
哦，你最好警告市長。
同時，我會盡力保住末日辛迪加
一邊思考計畫一邊摧毀整個城市
阻止他們執行我的其他計劃。
合理？
是的，但僅限於
你就是那個這麼說的人。
你應該知道我是一個非人的人。
我是一個自我啟動者，
但也享受協作過程。
我精通機器人學、神經科學、
化學工程、死亡射線建築、
生物工程和活動規劃。
所以，這些領域的任何事。
我正在尋找廁所洗滌器。
那很完美！
我的遺願清單上又一項了！
我不會讓你失望的，新先生。
哇！啊!
寒冷的冰雪，
以及百分之百的厄運機會！
那是雷雨，不是暴風雪。
不管怎樣，小睡先生。
巨獸餓了！
這衹是一個廣告，你這個愚蠢的搖滾怪物！
啊？
扁人戲法巨獸！
凍結！警察！
你們都被逮捕了！
現在，各位官員們，
難道你不寧願自己逮捕自己嗎？
我有權保持沉默。
我所說的任何話都可能並且將會被用來對付我
在法庭上。
- 我有權利... -再見！
抱歉，這一切，警官們。我們將會開懷大笑
當你幾個小時後恢復過來。
那黑闇！
混亂不堪！
混亂！
我以它為食。
啊？
我會叫你可愛依偎先生。
任何人都不能知道我們的友誼。
黑闇！
大腦機器人，程式碼：
「修復壞人破壞的所有東西
所以我不承擔法律或經濟責任。”
就可以解決這個問題了！
對於他作為地鐵捍衛者不斷採取的英勇行動，
我授予超級大智者一把打開我們公平城市的鑰匙。
如果衹有你崇拜的公眾知道
我們為大家準備了什麼！
是啊，可憐的他們！
哇！
那些傢伙可不是開玩笑！
- 哇！關閉一個！ - 又是你？
Megamind 剛剛眞正拯救了你
從成為人類純素煎餅！
欲了解更多精彩內容，請按讚並訂閱！
哦哦，我的追隨者一定會喜歡的！
而且你的速度比看起來快得多。
也許是靴子的原因吧
你會阻止那些傢伙的，對嗎？
最終，但現在，我已經深入臥底了。
他們仍然認為我是惡棍。
涼爽的！所以，你需要我的幫助。
我要帶走火山佬！
- 不，這就是你需要做的。 - 哇！
使用超級補間速度在家中跑步並觀看卡通。
我比你想像的更有用，你知道的！
啊!
看那個。
一家銀行正等著被搶劫。
讓我們看看一些古老的大壞蛋魔法。
呃，不用了，謝謝。我很好。
啊？
我的意思是，我……不好。
保持良好的外表很重要。
請記住，他們仍然認為我是英雄。
ze 點是什麼？
第二階段即將到來。
搶劫銀行就像一道黑闇
在你已經漆黑的靈魂裡。
噢，來吧！請？
美好的！我會做的。
儘管這種壞事現在已經在我之下了。
- 看！這是大智者！ - 呃...
美羅城的英雄！
不好了。請！你們的掌聲眞的沒有必要。
當他們意識到時我迫不及待地想看到他們的臉
邪惡的大壞蛋回來了。
他們的悲傷將是美味的。
這就是你聽起來的樣子。
幾天之前，
如果你進來的話，我就會躲在桌子底下。
知道你現在處於良好的狀態，我眞是鬆了一口氣。
但沒必要大驚小怪。
事實上，你們為什麼不回去治療我呢？
就像你在過去糟糕的日子裡所做的那樣。
但是，那時候你是邪惡的。
你一直在搶劫我們。
這不是你來這裡的原因，對嗎？
對不起。我必須這樣做。
但、但是為什麼？
因為它是，呃……它是，呃……
- 這是一次安全演習！ - 啊？
對於超級手錶？五十萬觀眾？
我們正在為家裡的孩子做這個，這樣他們就知道該怎麼做
以防眞正的惡棍進入銀行。
對吧，大智者？
是的？
我的意思是，是的！
所以，讓我們假裝一切都像過去一樣。
那一定會很好玩！每個人，
讓我們把手舉起來。
來吧，讓他們起來！
哦，我明白了！
我剛剛救了你的屁股嗎？
- 感覺就像我剛剛救了你的屁股。 - 啊？
衹需要一張準確時刻的快速照片
你意識到你需要我。
估計他還是一個大反派。
他不但搶了澤地，
他正在停下來自拍！
他沒有失去黑闇而扭曲的一步。
我還是覺得他有些不對勁。
你衹是嫉妒而已。
澤曼眞是天才！
畢竟，他讓我負責。
你在說什麼？他讓我負責。
他告訴巨獸領袖應該根據身高和周長來判斷。
退後！
退後一步，我說！
這當然是好的
再次發揮那些搶銀行的老本領。
好的，我們需要你解決一些事情。
你讓誰來負責末日辛迪加？
呃，這不是很明顯嗎？
我選擇了最邪惡、最合格的候選人。
謝謝你！
- 等待？ - 啊？
我接到來自四面八方的電話！
人們都說超級大壞蛋瘋了
外面有一群惡棍！
他正在為我們爭取時間，直到他找到阻止他們的方法。
市長先生，我們必須相信他。
上次之後我們還在清理
超級大智「拯救」了這座城市。
我不知道該怎麼辦！
沒有人告訴我當市長會這麼難！
而且我的胃藥打不開！
謝謝你，克里斯蒂娜。
市長先生，我絕對不會擅自告訴您該怎麼做。
不，不，拜託！假設走開。我、我什麼都沒有！
好吧，首先，你需要通知執法部門
撤退，直到超級大智知道該怎麼做。
然後，聯繫緊急服務部門並讓他們待命
- 以防萬一出現問題。 - 正確的。知道了。
「首先」之後你說什麼？
哦，你不會相信我有這麼一天。
他們不會理解新的我。
不像你那樣，楚姆。
但我想那都是過去的事了。
我現在是Metrocity的捍衛者
我需要學會自己處理這些事情。
但我怎麼才能同時消滅四個惡棍呢？
也許我衹需要睡一覺就可以了。
啊!
那地獄般的喧囂是什麼？
哇！
以圖坦卡門國王収藏的貓的名義是什麼？
這是怎麼回事？！
由於我們明天將啟動第二階段，
我們決定舉辦一場大都會城的歡送會。
我不同意這個時間表。
這些人從哪裡來？
不用擔心。
他們都是黑闇而危險的罪犯。
- 奧洛？ - 我和市長爭取了一些時間。
到底是什麼事啊？
我是即興憤怒的受害者。
等一下，羅克珊。
先生，我會讓您知道那是我的特殊椅子！
現在就出發吧！為什麼不使用杯墊？
我要所有人都離開這裡！
啊，別成為聚會的掃興者。
此外，我們也傳簡訊給一些老朋友
剛越獄的人。
他們隨時都應該在這裡！
老朋友？
不好了！
釣魚幫剛剛走了進來。
如果他們告訴辛迪加我眞的是英雄
而不是冒充英雄的惡棍，
這可能很快就會變得醜陋。
他在那！
得走了！
大家註意了！
我說註意！
關於你的主機，有些事情你們都應該了解。
Brainbot，放下病態的節奏。
- 關於超級大壞蛋的眞相-- - 啊？
嘿！
嘿！什麼是——
希望我不必訴諸於此。
呃，堅持住！你們、你們都應該知道 Megamind——
沒有受過正規的舞蹈訓練！
DJ，把另一首臭節奏放進我的口袋裡。
我會帶大智者。
你們兩個走到麥克風前警告大家。
- 餵小心！ - 別擋我的路！
啊!
嘿！我們這裡有一場舞蹈比賽！
站住！
哦！哦！
啊!衹是...給我...一個...
回到這裡！
他去哪了？
什麼……？
一個人可以擁有多少件斗篷？
啊哈！
四千九百八十七，但是誰在數呢？
一個下來了，還有兩個要走。
啊哈！
哦！
不好了！
呃，別介意我！剛剛掉了一點鈽！
牛頓運動定律，去你的吧！
給我！
嘿！你把我的飲料弄掉了！
哦，嗯，抱歉，皮埃爾，那個冰塊壞了。
哇！
訂購吧。
呼！那是一場戰鬥！
但我再次取得了勝利，新先生。
順便問一下，您有幾秒鐘的時間討論一下嗎？
一些改變生活的改變？
好吧，我會把你的沉默當作是的。
首先，我對細節的敏銳洞察力註意到我們衹得到
每天兩個顧客，
古怪的埃迪和他的寵物蟑螂撒迪厄斯。
但如果我們有更多客戶怎麼辦？
現在，我知道你要說什麼了。
「老兄，我怎麼能增加我的現金流
在這個危險的經濟中？”
嗯 剛才我在辦公室的時候
我想出了一些想法。
首先，我建議好好擦洗一下這個地方。
最新的市場研究顯示人們普遍不喜歡
黏在椅子上。其次，讓我們面對現實。
新先生，廚房工作人員太糟糕了。
- 我是廚房工作人員。 - 哦！
這完全是一種浪費。
憑藉你光彩照人的個性，
你應該到這裡來，和顧客在一起！
還有我設計的全自動烹飪系統
會讓你在這個地方充滿你獨特的品牌
客戶服務的陽光。
最後，
我建議更改菜單。
我們需要專業化！
每個人都喜歡的一種食物是什麼？
甜甜圈！
說出來，我就開始。
毫米！
你不會後悔的，新先生。
超級大智者？
啊!這是怎麼回事？
這個地方是一片廢墟。是否發生過某種戰鬥？
衹是一支舞！
請把音樂關掉好嗎？！
什麼音樂？
哦，那可不太好。
你做了鬆餅嗎？
是的，我正在嘗試新事物。
為什麼對我的味蕾生氣？
我說我正在“嘗試”新事物。
呃，也許我應該在《末日辛迪加》中使用這些。
還沒有計劃吧？
你有沒有嘗試過直接告訴他們離開？
如果我告訴他們離開，他們會問為什麼。
如果我告訴他們原因，他們會生氣。
當壞人生氣時，他們就會破壞東西。
他們首先要摧毀的就是我。
而我是全世界我最喜歡的事物之一！
是的，好吧，我們必須想點辦法
在他們做第二階段的事情之前。
問題是他們總是在一起。
我得想個辦法把他們全部消滅掉。
昨晚震撼了！
羅克珊回來了。耶皮。
好吧。鬆餅！
好吧，既然我們已經慶祝了——
哦，那太噁心了。
現在我們已經慶祝了超級大壞蛋的勝利，
當然現在是第二階段的時候了。
又是我邪惡的老公
有這麼多令人驚奇的階段，我感到困惑。
- 第二階段到底是什麼？ - 好的。
第二階段是我的一個巧妙的計劃
將 Metrocity 發射到月球。
你在開玩笑吧？那該怎麼辦呢？
簡單的邪惡天才物理學，眞的。
能量力場會捕獲空氣
並保護民眾免受 G 勢力的侵害
因為在城市下方建造的火箭將把它帶到
並安全登陸月球。
第二階段！第二階段！
在那裡，我們將建立一個完整的星球
專心於惡事。
是的，想像一下。
我們大家住在一起，
永遠。永遠。
直到最後一顆星星從天而降
並不止於此。一起。
我們所有人。
衹有我和我邪惡的朋友們，
生活在無限的黑闇中。
為什麼你有一隻泰迪熊？
把可愛依偎先生還給我！
那裡，那裡。
會沒事的。
澤？這就是為什麼沒人認為你可怕的原因。
泰迪熊不可怕嗎？是的。
他們衹吃徒步旅行者，傻瓜！
回到你的這個計劃，
衹是好奇，因為我非常喜歡它。
那該怎麼辦呢？
衹是在城市下面建造巨型火箭
需要數年時間。
事實上，花了六個月的時間。
施工進度相當快
當您不必擔心愚蠢的許可證時
和工會午休時間。
我想，這就是邪惡的好處之一。
對不起，夥計們。
我以為你說過你從未完成第二階段。
仍然需要塗幾層油漆。
另外，對裝飾從來沒有完全滿意。
讓我們進去並發射那些傻瓜。
是的！
呃，是的。那是在發射室。
密碼錯誤。拒絕訪問。
喔不，我忘了密碼！
- 好吧，計劃失敗了。該走了！ - 拿住！
您忘記密碼了嗎？
以為這是我的生日。
可能不會。這太像我了！
我們現在能走了嗎？
事實上，它不像你。
看？這就是我要說的。
自從我們來到這裡以來，他的行為一直與他的性格不符。
你怎麼敢闇示我有個性。
誰說你可以用我最喜歡的杯子？
別忘了，我們已經等了很久了
讓你的計劃在這裡實現。
我認為你不想讓你的老朋友失望。
是的，註意到了不祥的警告。
這怎麼是不祥之兆呢？
要么我們在今天結束前啟動，
或者我們夷平城市。
知道了？
你眞的忘記密碼了嗎？
當然不是。
密碼是THX8675309。
傻瓜才會忘記這一點。
我們不能讓他們啟動這座城市
我們不能讓他們毀掉它。
你必須做點什麼。
是的，我一直在絞盡腦汁地絞盡腦汁
制定一個計劃。
泰坦衹是惡棍之一。
這是他們組成的一個完整的集團。
我一個人無法打敗他們，羅克珊。
你不必這樣做。你有我，你有密友。
你衹需要願意尋求祂的幫助。
哦，我就不該讓他走。
無論順境逆境，祂都陪伴在我身邊
從來沒有向我要過任何東西。
除了長尾小鸚鵡。
但再說一遍，它們是便便機器，羅克珊。
保持主題。
你說得對。
我需要讓 Chum 知道我很欣賞他
不僅作為同事，也作為朋友。
楚姆現在在這裡工作嗎？
他們打電話給我作為參考。
曾經是個食客，
但我不記得它這麼受歡迎。
衹要與衛生部門聯繫就可以了。還有蟑螂。
邪惡的生物！
我比紐扣領更鄙視它們。
好吧...我知道你生日時不該送什麼禮物了。
呃，對不起？
我會盡力的。請問姓名？
呃，Megamind，Metrocity 的捍衛者。
我是個大人物。
哦，對不起，迪爾先生。
您的名字不在預訂名單上。
預訂？為了甜甜圈？
我們來這裡不是為了吃飯的。有緊急情況。
讓我猜猜。時尚款？
打擾一下？
女士，你讓我別無選擇
而是為了維護我對你的統治地位。
羅克珊，這沒有用。
顯然，這位女主人受過馬古術訓練。
你們有什麼小麻煩嗎？
你怎麼總是在身邊？！
我們女孩總得有自己的秘密吧？
說眞的，我不知道沒有我你們是怎麼活這麼久的。
你認為你可以做得更好嗎？
阿琦，MegaWatch。你可以讓我朋友進來
或者我可以向我的眾多追蹤者發表嚴厲的評論
提到餐廳的蟑螂出沒。
不錯的嘗試，但我們沒有蟑螂出沒。
呃！她正在觸摸它！
Keiko的手部模特兒生涯還沒開始就結束了！
他是無害的。衹是需要分散註意力。
謝謝，古怪的埃迪。我欠你一個人情。
別提了，小子！
我記得這個地方以前很酷。
我不贊成你的做法
但你開始越來越喜歡我了。
就像一種令人愉悅的眞菌。
哇。
他們眞的把這個地方打掃乾淨了！
然後他說，
“罪孽，好難折的大比目魚啊！”
以前的先生？
你在這裡做什麼？
哦，楚姆。幾率有多大？
我們在我最喜歡的餐廳相遇了…
我剛剛第一次走進去。
但是，我來這裡並不是為了甜甜圈。
哦，但是一定要嘗試一下，先生。
親愛的，我來這裡是為了——
哦，我的星星！這就像我嘴裡的盛宴！
毫米。
但是，我來這裡是想告訴你一件事
這對我來說並不容易說。
我想讓你知道我一直非常感激——
嗯嗯，好哥們！
哦，呃，新先生，
這是我的老老闆，前先生。
很高興認識你。
我現在叫甜甜圈先生。
這是 Chum 的主意，他告訴我了
關於你的一些很棒的事情！
被指控有罪。
儘管有些衹是起訴書。哇。
看來沒有我他也過得很好。
Chum 是夢想成眞！
生意興隆！看一下這個！
他不僅實現了廚房的自動化......
……但他也想出了我的秘密釉料的配方。
毫米！
聽我說，孩子，
我知道當你開始的時候我有點不高興。
你？新先生，不！
不不不，這是眞的。但我想讓你知道，
我感謝你作為同事為我所做的一切。
但更重要的是，作為朋友。
- 哦。呃... - 甜甜圈先生：那麼，
我幫你找了點東西。
你那髒兮兮、沒洗的圍裙？
但你很珍惜這個！
現在，這是你未洗的骯髒圍裙。
哇！
前任先生，您是要告訴我一些事情嗎？
是的。我想讓你知道...
我來得太晚了。
很明顯，這就是你現在的歸屬。
才知道放開你是最大的遺憾
我即將短暫的一生。
前一篇 先生，您遇到什麼麻煩了嗎？
這不再是你關心的事了。
再說了，沒有什麼事情是我一個人解決不了的。
再見，老朋友。
幫我一個忙吧。
要開心。
楚姆在哪裡？
他現在才是眞正屬於他的地方。
我不能再拖延了。
我必須親自阻止末日集團。
即使這肯定會導致我的死亡。
車。
你要去做什麼？
希望能想出一個眞正的好主意。
- 這就是我得到的。 - 聽著，你不必獨自完成這件事。
我是大都會的捍衛者，羅克珊。
如果我不留意這個地方，誰會呢？
但是，誰來照顧他呢？
歡迎來到第廿七季
《蟹餅戰爭：甲殼類動物的毀滅》。
- 六種烹飪... - 奧洛。
你去哪裡了？
呵呵，衹是回憶一下過去的日子。
關於我們曾經的樣子的碎片記憶。
- 他在說什麼？ - 巨獸得到照片。
圖。。。這眞是個好主意
我一直在尋找，巨獸！
因為這是我們在地球上的最後一晚
我們眞的應該拍一張我們所有人的照片。
大腦機器人二二七？
大家擠得緊緊的。
快點！別害羞！
我眞的很想捕捉這一刻。
你不想參與其中嗎？
也許是下一篇。
快點！讓我們看看這些人臉上的表情。
數到三後，每個人都說：「監獄門」！
三、二、一……監獄門？
等待！
你的自由日子將一去不復返！
哦耶！啊哈！哦！
這是怎麼回事？
我會告訴你們發生了什麼事。
監獄制服！
如果這是個笑話，那就不好笑了。
不適合你，但我會笑
你一路回到監獄。
我們的耐心正在消失。
你知道什麼能讓你瘦嗎？
監獄伙食！
我可以整天做這些
那麼就讓我們切入正題吧。
我眞是個好人啊！
正義的捍衛者。一個英雄！
不！
你在巨獸面前註意你的語言！
我一直在註意
巨魔最近表現得很奇怪
——而且不是以一種好的、黑闇的方式。 - 哎喲！
傻瓜！我一直這麼說！
如果超級大智眞的是英雄，
他為什麼不誠實地告訴老惡友呢？
因為你們都會毀了我！
這就是為什麼你被安全地鎖在...
....監獄門故障？
夥計，我眞的得到你們了！
這是一個惡作劇，兄弟們！現在，誰餓了？
哦，如果是惡作劇的話，那你為什麼要出汗呢？
出汗？誰出汗了？
氣死你了，汗珠。別這樣對我！
從你來的地方滾回去吧！
大家註意了！超級大智眞的是英雄啊！
他不是在裝！
等等，我們怎麼到這裡來了？
很高興你能來。超級大壞蛋是我們的了，
但請隨意欣賞演出。抓住他！
一切都痛...
是時候說“晚安了，晚安了！”
看到了嗎，夥計們？在適當的脈絡下，
這個名字很可怕。
你想你要去哪裡？
啊!特殊椅子，彈射！
你認為你可以逃避你的問題嗎？
哈！不再是大智者了！
英雄死後，大都會城現在屬於我們了。
但也許我們是時候搬到一個更好的社區了。
蒙古？
月亮，巨獸。
我說的是月亮。
特別的椅子！
我讓你失望了。
我讓大家失望了。
在這裡右轉。超級大智近了。
你怎麼知道？
我給他的粉絲俱樂部徽章裡有一個追蹤器。
這實在是太狡猾了。
你是他的頭號粉絲。
這是一個粗略的社區。
前往危險的地方是我們工作的一部份。
此外，我們一直都有外交。
哦。你在學校學過這個嗎？
不，外交就是我所說的我的球棒。
Keiko，我想你會很好地適應的。
停車！
超大智...
沒聽過他...
我們一直在全城尋找你！
等等，假鬍子是怎麼回事？
你看起來就像一個悲傷的藍色巫師。
很明顯，我躲起來了。
該城市現在屬於末日集團。
哦，在這裡！我也有一份給你。
我們可以成為鬍子好友。
我不想成為有鬍子的朋友！
我希望你能起身拯救這座城市！
你是唯一一個有能力的人。
瞧，這感情眞好
但我在這裡開始了新生活。
是的。成堆的垃圾確實把小巷子連在一起了。
謝謝主席女士。
等等，你們兩個是怎麼找到我的？
我們女孩必須有我們的秘密。
嗯，這很可愛，但沒有意義。
我嘗試了一下英雄的事。
我無法保護這座城市。
我失敗了。
你沒有讓我失望。
你是什麼意思？
當我第一次和媽媽搬到Metro City時
我被嘲笑了很多次。
我的名字，我的穿著，
我衹是想到什麼就說什麼。
我覺得作為一個局外人，
人們衹是認為我是個壞孩子。
我開始成為他們對我的期望，
打架、逃課。
但後來，你阻止了泰坦。
它告訴我也許我不必活下去
達到別人的期望。
我衹需要辜負自己。
如果壞人也能成為英雄
也許壞孩子也可以。
看到一定會很失望
你的英雄眞是一隻膽怯的貓。
不！說明你很聰明！
因為你打敗的機會是零
末日辛迪加靠你自己。
我以為你是我最大的粉絲。
我是，但我也是個現實主義者。
這些鼓舞人心的演講讓我既感到安慰又感到困惑。
瞧，拋開你愚蠢的驕傲
承認自己需要幫助並不代表軟弱。
我想你會發現一個眞正的朋友在你身邊
無論。
你們繼續你們的甜蜜時刻。
我要去看看我們的六人。
這無論如何都是一件大事。
你支持我們，我們也會支持你。
好吧，但我必須找到楚姆。
我會告訴他我把他視為理所當然。
他對我來說不僅僅是一個僕人。
他是個夥伴，一個朋友，
我會請求他的幫助。
你不需要問。
密友？你在這裡做什麼？
我的工作是和甜甜圈先生一起完成的。
但是，先生，我的工作永遠不會與你完成。
你持續的混亂狀態讓我感覺
就好像我總是被需要一樣。
你是，奧庫姆。你是。
畢竟，英雄怎麼能少了他的助手呢？
配角？眞的嗎，先生？
我無法告訴你我等了多久！
外交！
啊!我很抱歉，楚姆！
我不知道是你。
順便說一句，大粉絲。
很高興見到你。
黑闇迫使你更努力打擊。
巨獸來襲更加猛烈！
哦，這要花多久時間？
這種鈦鍍層是我們力量的強大敵人，
但最終，它會屈服於黑闇，
正如所有事情一樣。
請用非哥德語說話好嗎？
如果我們不休息吃零食的話大約一個小時。
根據我的計算，
他們應該能夠突破安全門
一個小時內，
如果他們不休息吃零食的話。
我們需要畫《末日辛迪加》
遠離那些發射控制。
分散註意力。
他們如此強烈地憎恨某事，
它超越了他們的邪惡使命。
但什麼？
正確的！帶著所有的興奮，
我忘了他們想要我死！多麼幸運。
控制室有第二個入口，
通風口。
有人可以從那裡進去嗎？
不幸的是，我們確定
我們巢穴空調系統的每一寸
受到最新的邪惡武器的保護。
Chum 和我為每一種可能的情況做好了準備。
除非你必須回到自己身邊。
- 太沙阿。 - 這是觸摸。
但我們已經不再是原來的自己了。
我們更好了。我們現在是英雄了！
我知道我們的新美好
能比我們這些老壞人想得更多。
我可以通過那個通風口，先生。
你可以依賴我。
我毫不懷疑我可以。
這讓你和我讓壞人忙個不停。
但是，當他們擁有你所有的玩具時，我們該怎麼辦呢？
他們都是傻瓜。我們滿腦子都是智慧！
我相信我們能想出辦法
如果我們大家齊心協力的話。
呵呵。我們還缺一個頭。
惠子？來這邊！
嚴重地？
以為你想成為團隊的一員。
呃，是啊！呃，但我衹是把這個記錄下來，
你和我有一個協議。
我幫你，
你訓練我成為犯罪鬥士。
你幫我，
我會把你訓練成犯罪鬥士。
我向你保證。
這顯然是我現在必須保留的東西。
是時候踢一些《末日辛迪加》的戰利品了。
說話就像大都會城的眞正捍衛者。
這座城市不需要防守者。
它需要防守者。
但首先，我們要進行補給。
我知道我們可以去哪裡。
歡迎來到萬事城。
五十萬平方英尺
在全美五十個州設有五百多個分公司。
正如廣告中所說，
「如果你要找的東西不在萬像城，
這不是一件事。”
密友。
設定儲蓄路線！
歡迎來到萬事城！
我們衹有不到一個小時的時間來阻止末日辛迪加
所以請遵守清單。我們不是來瀏覽的。
* 一切城市，讓您感覺像國王 *
- 哇！哦... - * 如果我們沒有它 *
- 咳咳！ -*這不是一個東西*
沒有熱雷射。沒有巨型機器人套裝。
無極性反轉器。
哦，鼻毛剪！危機解除！
快點想吧，楚姆！
*衹等你*
* 一切城市，我們將讓你的心歌唱 *
這就是一切。現在，衹需要網球。
他們全部。
哦，對不起，我在找一隻長尾小鸚鵡。
這是送給朋友的感謝禮物。
哦，我衹有一個，先生。
我給你，
梅菲斯特...
眾神的長尾小鸚鵡。
啊!
哦，絕對不是。
嗯，今天你要怎麼付款？
設置為焦糖布丁。
呃，我們會把它記在我的卡片上。
啊對！付錢買東西。
想出這個計劃的人眞是個邪惡的天才。
黑闇漸漸轉為光明，
我沒能突破入口。
我失敗了。
我失敗了！
大家好消息。我們進來了
是時候了！
說說你對超級大壞蛋的看法，
但他總是讓事情變得用戶友好。
哇！沒那麼快。
- 誰說你可以按的？ - 我是領導者！
我們眞的要繼續爭論這一點嗎？
- 我們是！ -我們得想辦法解決這個問題
如果我們要一起生活在月球的闇面。
奧洛！
讓我猜猜。領導階層爭執？
殭屍大智者！
顯然他沒有死，腦子很亂！
但是，他正好及時看到我們完成了工作
他還沒有邪惡到可以結束的程度。
發射序列已啟動。
五分鐘即可點火。
將你們四人繩之以法的完美時間
並且仍然可以用微波爐加熱一些爆米花。
你眞以為你一個人就能跟我們正面交鋒嗎？
哎喲。不孤單。你輸了。
哦！這是大壞蛋的邪惡新娘！
不是邪惡，不是新娘。
這是我們決定的行動。在一起……有點。
但是，顯然，存在一些浪漫的張力
- 你們兩個之間，不是嗎？ - 兩者：這很複雜。
夥計們，我必須向惡棍訴說嗎？
一切都給你？
他們顯然是來阻止發射的！
抓住他們！
“他們出來了！”
明白了，先生。
鼻毛剪吧？誰知道？
它們是工業級的。
“我要進去了！”
“祝你好運”和“盡量不要被擊中。”
好的。衹需按下按鈕並停止發射即可。
無需報警。
啊？鬧鐘！
有人闖入巢穴！
哦，對了，那就是我。
啊!哇！啊!
呃-哦！
啊!
好的。一定要把握好時機。
一個密西西比州，兩個密西西比州，三個！
嘿，我做到了！
入侵者警報，入侵者警報，入侵者警報…
啊，為什麼我們必須如此徹底？
入侵者警報。
嘿，他們去哪了？
- 什麼？ - 啊？
現在球在我們的球場上！
- 得到它？ - 還不錯，雖然我會一起去，
“網球，有人嗎？”
- 啊！不是臉！ ——你沒有臉！
啊對。啊!噢！
- 哦！ - 別再四處走動了。
我無法乾淨俐落地射擊！
微小的蜇刺會傷害巨獸！
站住，你這個巨大的嬰兒。
遊戲時間結束了。
啊!
不確定我們能打敗這些傢伙
與運動器材。
我們衹需要爭取親密時間，
如果我認識我的聰明的小機器魚猴，
他應該巧妙地突破巢穴的防禦
就現在！
幫助！我被抓住了
試圖突破巢穴的防禦！
入侵者警報，入侵者警報，入侵者警報…
好吧，放鬆點。你得到了這個。
想一想，密友，想一想！
啊!
- 彈出，彈出，彈出！ - 啊！
啊！哦！
我會想念那個身體的。
這是我第二喜歡的。
在我變乾之前必須快點。
啟動按鈕！
啊!
哇！
差不多了！
好吧。很高興你能加入。
麻煩你們要一箱脫氯水嗎？
準備城市啟動。
九...
- 八... - 啊！
啊!我們要做什麼？
發生了什麼事？為你的生命奔跑！
七...
六...
我想楚姆現在應該阻止這一切了。
你了解他，總是等到最後一秒。
五...
四...
三...
二...
一。開始發射。
最後一秒就過去了。
不得不說，不是第二階段的粉絲！
從理論上講，這眞是太神奇了。
實際上，有點可怕。
熱門歌曲不斷湧現。
如果我們分手的話，我們會為密友爭取更多的時間。
幫助！別擋我的路！我先！
- 我們現在該做什麼？ - 我要去哪裡？
這是怎麼回事？
我們都註定了！註定了！
- 市長先生，您的計劃是什麼？ - 對不起！
我不知道我需要一個實際的計劃
為了城市進入太空！
顯然需要有人來負責！
那應該是你吧！
我剛想起來，
我有一個非常重要的午餐會議。得走了！
大家請試著冷靜一下！
- 對此沒有應急計劃！ - 誰來抱抱我！
大家，閉上你們的派洞吧！
我的女兒正在努力拯救你的屁股，所以聽著！
你得到了這個。
警察！
讓你的官員消除恐慌
並引導人們進入室內或地下。
醫護人員，準備好救護車。
另外，準備分發暈機藥
大量。
一切都是為了這個！我已經吐過兩次了。
消防員，我需要鑰匙。
嗯，整個城市即將有一個新的郵遞區號！
您必須點擊“取消啟動”按鈕！
先生現在有點忙。
是的，正忙著變成壽司。
我應該警告你們。
我是水生藝術專家！警惕！
哇！
上昇終止。
你做到了，楚姆！
喔不，你做到了，密友！
這座城市的衰退速度太快了！
我們必須嘗試——
這是你的終點線，超級大壞蛋！
你們都知道我們現在正墜向地球嗎？
不要試圖將我們與科學混為一談。
等待！
作為末日集團的前領導人，
並按照邪惡的習俗，
我主張我自己死亡的權利
根據《惡人憲章》第七條第四款。
啊？
文章稱，即將卸任的邪惡領袖
衹能由新的邪惡領袖來結束。
那麼，你們又是誰呢？
夥計們，是我。你知道是這樣。
我是最黑闇、最厄運的。
我是明確的選擇。我有一頂貝雷帽。
龐然大物想知道我們是否可以拋開分歧
並找到共通性
最終擊敗宿敵。
呃…
他要走了！
快點吧，我的末日殺手夥伴們。
他就在這下面的某個地方！
我在靈魂的黑色虛空中感受到了它！
楚姆，你在嗎？
您必須使用手動控制裝置。
城市下降。
沒有辦法，先生。我的碗丟了。
無法擺脫這一點。
總有出路。
朋友的朋友，幫助正在路上。
二二七波莉！
啟動鸚鵡行動！
哈哈！
先生，
你為我做了我自己的大腦機器人寵物鸚鵡？
密友，遇見波莉二二七，
對你對我的意義表示感謝。
我知道你想要一個眞正的，但再說一遍，這麼多糞便。
我愛他，先生！
永恆的黑闇在等著你，超級大壞蛋。
怎麼辦，怎麼辦？
偽裝發生器！
我能聞到你的恐懼。
聞起來像黑培根。
嗬嗬！
看著我的眼睛，屈服於我的力量之下，
藍色的人。
哈哈！ Zee 的領導徽章是 moi！
暫時先不要開香檳。
哦？
這是不可能的！
堅硬的！
収割旋風吧，超級大智！
不是旋風。
羅克珊是對的！你的天氣眞糟！
也許是這樣，但至少我仍然可以享受它。
你，沒那麼多。
我猜你一直註定是領導者，多普勒女士。
我知道，對吧？
但有一句忠告。
腳踏實地！
哦，為什麼雙關語總是那麼難以避免？
哦，我把你全忘了。
當我的狀態如此良好時。
呃，龐然大物就等比賽淘汰了
在壓扁藍人之前。
這實際上是一個非常好的計劃。
巨獸很欣賞讚美。
我現在壓扁你。
嘿，看那邊！
巨獸不會落入最古老的把戲——
對不起。我打擾了什麼嗎？
我的英雄。
在你身後！
這怎麼這麼嚇人？
領導，我來了。
嘿，又高又黑，而且太努力了。
啊？那是什麼？
要嘛是鎮紙，要嘛是閃光手榴彈。
晚安，晚安，晚安騎士。
呵呵。猜想這是一枚閃光手榴彈。
你在我的靈感板上百分之百上昇。
沒有時間讓桂冠休息。我們走吧！
達到終端速度。
復古火箭桿卡住了！
我一個人做不到這一點！
你也不必這樣做。
這是團隊的努力。
哈！
我們需要更多的巨型肌肉！
警告，警告。影響迫在眉睫。
地面正在快速逼近！
差不多了！
警告，警告…
衹要多一點點！
警告...
城市落地。
感謝您搭乘我們的班機。
你再次拯救了這座城市，先生。
不，我們做到了。
- 對不起你的身體，密友。 - 沒關係。
衣櫃裡還有幾件備用品。
哦，你能看一下嗎？
當這座城市被拯救之後，
市長來了，把所有的功勞都拿走了。
或者他衹是想再給我一個獎項。
獎？！在你剛剛對這座城市做了什麼之後？
這次幾乎沒有建築物受損。
我們在這方面做得越來越好。
你在開玩笑吧？！
你讓城市倒退了！向後...向後...
就我個人而言，我更喜歡山景，
- 但我稍後會把它放回去。 - 呃，衹是讓你知道，
我們都冒著生命危險來拯救這座城市
當你因工作而畏縮時。
哦，你認為你可以做得更好嗎？
我知道我可以。
哦！
嗯，好吧。
剛剛寄了履歷給你。
羅克珊•里奇市長。
我喜歡那個的聲音。
我們已準備好執行您的命令，陛下。
好的。好的。我現在是市長，不是皇室成員。
請原諒我們，閣下。
超級粉絲們，這裡有獨家權利。
羅克珊的內心，
超級大智者，密友，還有你眞正的外表。
我們所有人一起努力
確保 Metrocity 免受邪惡侵害。
你在英雄這件事上越來越擅長了。
你知道，我-我想我終於明白了巨大的區別
在成為英雄和成為惡棍之間。
那是什麼？
壞人要照顧好自己。
英雄們互相照顧。
在一起，我們將勢不可擋。
惠子，如果你願意的話。
邪惡終於遇到對手了。
呃，你一定是在開玩笑吧！
我召集這次會議。
作為領導，我允許。
不！我領導！
啊？
我必須說，我讚揚你們所有人的努力
對抗超級大壞蛋，但是，唉，
你缺乏適當的領導來完成工作。
哦眞的嗎？
哈！
轉念一想，也許改變是件好事。
很高興你能過來。
在我的幫助下，
我們的藍色朋友會後悔這一天
他背叛了邪惡。
是什麼讓你認為你可以打敗超級大壞蛋
當我們都做不到的時候？
因為我，馬基維林，
我是邪惡的天才，他教會了超級大壞蛋他所知道的一切。
我保證，我們的藍色朋友
有一天他背叛了邪惡，他會後悔的！
*超級反派，領先他的時代*
* 帥氣無比的天才犯罪主謀 *
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*哦，這次感覺很好*
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*哦，這是個大壞蛋*
*惡人，他們最好逃跑並躲起來*
* 他和他的助手 Chum 正在加班 *
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*這次感覺很好*
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* 哦耶 *
* 哦... *
* 這是超級大智*
*哦，這次能做好眞是太好了*
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*現在跟我一起唱吧*
* 超級大智*
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*哦，這次感覺很好*
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*啊...*
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* 超級大智的規則！ *